What Tiger Woods needs right now is for Britney or Lindsay to have another melt down or go out commando in a short skirt. That will make his story go away.
Tiger Woods says he has let his family down and regrets “those transgressions with all of my heart.”
In a statement Wednesday on his Web site, Woods says he has not been “true to my values and the behavior my family deserves.”
He offered his “profound apology” to his supporters.
His comments came after Us Weekly magazine published a cover story alleging that a Los Angeles cocktail waitress had a 31-month affair with the world’s No. 1 golfer.
Is there a party tomorrow???
[Ducks so Cobble hits herself with a magazine]
What Tiger Woods needs right now is for Britney or Lindsay to have another melt down or go out commando in a short skirt. That will make his story go away.
LOL! Next time we do karaoke, we’ll do those songs! We also gotta add Weezer’s “Beverly Hills” to the list. Love that song!
Would make a brilliant karaoke duet at any rate. Comparable to our rendition of baby got back.
Thanks Jessi…I get my shouting singers confuzzed sometimes 🙂
Snappy, that one was by Green Jelly (not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!)
Tiger Woods says he has let his family down and regrets “those transgressions with all of my heart.”
In a statement Wednesday on his Web site, Woods says he has not been “true to my values and the behavior my family deserves.”
He offered his “profound apology” to his supporters.
His comments came after Us Weekly magazine published a cover story alleging that a Los Angeles cocktail waitress had a 31-month affair with the world’s No. 1 golfer.
I don’t think he does either, but the press is the press and they will milk it.
He’s a public figure, like it or not. He’s managing his “name” in the corporate asset sense, very badly
Was it Ugly Kid Joe that did the Three Little Pigs song?