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“Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Work time.”
Rewrite:
“Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Eating and Drinking time.”
Snappy!!! What happened again?
Dibs – This is for you.
http://tinyurl.com/yckamtu
Crap rob! Now they know I broke the nondisclosure agreement. And you ruined the whole artistic tension set up by the PR firm. I suing you 🙁
Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Work time.
Arkady! whew 🙂
I’m sorta here Herki…just a bit cross eyed and slack jawed today 🙂
The Corrections! FRANZEN!
Just came to me…
17 Ways To Cook A Turkey
1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whisky
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whisky another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out