Open Thread

Husband Down
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.
“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket…
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: “So do 24 cans of Budweiser and they’re half the price.”
On the PA system: “Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.”

I suspect that the Chinese knew the earth revolved around the sun long before Galileo postulated it. He was excommunicated for teaching that.

Galileo was Italian but most of his inventions are credited to the Chinese.

Found it, bxgrl. Neat! Much better than fragments of the true cross.

Arkady- on Huff Post/World. There’s even a picture. (One of mine too!)