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  1. How about turkey? That usually does it:

    Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving day…………..
    1. Talk about a huge breast!

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. It’s Cool Whip time!

    4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

    5. That’s one terrific spread!

    6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

    10. Don’t play with your meat.

    11. Just spread the legs open n stuff it in.

    12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. I didn’t expect everyone to come all at once!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

    17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!

    18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen.

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