“I had no idea either THL. Not that in tune with my body; we barely speak.”
Quite honestly, I thought I had a serious illness. I had heartburn that felt like I swallowed a flaming ball of shrapnel. The pain was so bad it was making me vomit (T.M.I. sorry). This was combined with dizzy spells and shortness of breath. I also couldn’t stay awake for more than 3 hours at a time. I fell asleep twice while typing at the keyboard only to be awakened by one of those neck busting head jerks.
After hemming and hawing hoping it would clear up on it’s own (I’m the master at avoiding doctor visits) I finally conceded that it’s not going away and I need to see some doctors. So, here I am making appointments to see a litany of specialists when I get a phone call from an old friend. She asks me how I’m doing and I told her what was up. She said, “Sounds like you’re pregnant”.
EXCUSE ME??? WHAT???!!!???
So I set about doing the math. Uhhhhhh….DOH! Take the at home tinkle test and wouldn’t you know it!
kens,
haven’t been watching the boxing much lately. but the MMA fights have been outrageous.
I was trying to find out what happened in the latest Machida-Rua match, just watched his last two against Griffin and against Evans. Amazing.
“Not necessarily true. It can be pretty hot to know you are fulfilling your biological imperative. Makes you feel like an animal.”
So true, Mr. Lechacal. Todd gets really *randy* during moose hunting season.
[wink]
I have to keep it till it’s in it’s teens? Ugh.
It can be pretty hot to know you are fulfilling your biological imperative. Makes you feel like an animal.
Posted by: lechacal at November 19, 2009 12:46 PM
…so that explains robs post about his X induced bowel movements.lol.
“I had heartburn that felt like I swallowed a flaming ball of shrapnel. The pain was so bad it was making me vomit (T.M.I. sorry).”
Wait until the kid is in his/her teens and you start meeting some of their friends. Sigh.
blowfish,
I don’t know, Garafalo seems like she would be too critical, Coulter would give you the thrill of perfidy.;)
“I had no idea either THL. Not that in tune with my body; we barely speak.”
Quite honestly, I thought I had a serious illness. I had heartburn that felt like I swallowed a flaming ball of shrapnel. The pain was so bad it was making me vomit (T.M.I. sorry). This was combined with dizzy spells and shortness of breath. I also couldn’t stay awake for more than 3 hours at a time. I fell asleep twice while typing at the keyboard only to be awakened by one of those neck busting head jerks.
After hemming and hawing hoping it would clear up on it’s own (I’m the master at avoiding doctor visits) I finally conceded that it’s not going away and I need to see some doctors. So, here I am making appointments to see a litany of specialists when I get a phone call from an old friend. She asks me how I’m doing and I told her what was up. She said, “Sounds like you’re pregnant”.
EXCUSE ME??? WHAT???!!!???
So I set about doing the math. Uhhhhhh….DOH! Take the at home tinkle test and wouldn’t you know it!
“Keith Olberman or Sean Hannity? (no homo)”
Both represent the worst in “journalism” today. Can’t stand either one of those assholes.
“Wow, not words a man wants to hear at that moment.”
Not necessarily true. It can be pretty hot to know you are fulfilling your biological imperative. Makes you feel like an animal.
kens,
haven’t been watching the boxing much lately. but the MMA fights have been outrageous.
I was trying to find out what happened in the latest Machida-Rua match, just watched his last two against Griffin and against Evans. Amazing.