dh…can you get designer decorative covers for the boxes of asss wipes??? i don’t want those ugly plastic boxes on top of my toilet.
Also, do you go through that whole 3 step process when you’re getting home at 4:00 Am drunk and also do you do it when you’ve picked up some chick and she’s laying in bed waiting for you???
“i decided not to try out the wet wipes because i started thinking how using them would totally feel like swamp ass. ick. ill stick with old fashioned dry TP.”
The whole entire human body was invented in China too
Posted by: the chicken at November 18, 2009 9:39 AM
These certainly were….
http://www.bodiestheexhibition.com/bodies.html
Asses were invented in China.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 18, 2009 9:37 AM
Not going to comment on Chinese asses. Now mexican asses; that’s a whole ‘nother story.
“I guess you should know!!
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 18, 2009 9:36 AM”
I am on intimate terms with an ass wipe
“Asses were invented in China.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 18, 2009 9:37 AM”
The whole entire human body was invented in China too
dh…can you get designer decorative covers for the boxes of asss wipes??? i don’t want those ugly plastic boxes on top of my toilet.
Also, do you go through that whole 3 step process when you’re getting home at 4:00 Am drunk and also do you do it when you’ve picked up some chick and she’s laying in bed waiting for you???
these are the ones that you need Rob.
http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11489346&whse=BC&Ne=4000000&eCat=BC|48022|56098&N=4040783&Mo=17&No=6&Nr=P_CatalogName:BC&cat=56098&Ns=P_Price|1||P_SignDesc1&lang=en-US&Sp=C&topnav=
Asses were invented in China.
Is it my ‘puter or is anyone else finding that the site is slow today?
ass wipes were invented in China too
Posted by: the chicken at November 18, 2009 9:34 AM
I guess you should know!!
“i decided not to try out the wet wipes because i started thinking how using them would totally feel like swamp ass. ick. ill stick with old fashioned dry TP.”
you use dry first for the bulk
then wet to clean
then dry to finish