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DIBS – I dunno I think you and I would get into words on the train!!!
hahahahaha
BRG – ok toooo funny. My favorite is the person who rests their head on your shoulder – too funny
-please do not clip your nails…I will take out my nail polish and offer to paint them
-please do not hock and spit…I will say you dropped something.
-please do not eat your smelly lunch…I will ask for a bite.
-please close you legs so I can sit next to you….or I will close them for you by accidentally kneeing you.
-plesae make sure your head doesn’t rest on my shoulder when you’re sleeping on the train…I will lean in and start to sing you a lull-a-bye
-please don’t stare at me…unless you want to start a fan club on my behalf.
I do “play the door” gemini. I’ve never had anyone call me on it but my response is already in my mind: “I’m doing you a favor. Would you prefer some 400 pounder here??” I always stand sideways.
If its not me there it usually is someone 300-400 lbs.
THL – I never thought of the hand slider – but great idea to keep your thumb up!
Also just as bad is the person who likes to “play the door” – which is fine with me except when I am sitting in that first seat by the door and instead of you resting your back against the door, you want to stand sideways so your bookbag/puffy coat/ hood/ is in my face. I usually just push the person hoping they don’t get too loud with me – haha
Manners people – manners!
I don’t so much mind people keeping their bags on their shoulder so long as they swing it in front of them so it rests on their chest/stomach rather than their back so they aren’t poking anyone with it. I do that with my purses or I hold it down by my legs where there is more room.
Worse than a pole hogger (because I make them move by giving them a loud excuse me as I push my hand between them and the pole) is the “hand slider”. They grab onto the pole and then their hand slides down until it’s resting on top of yours. O .k. fine once but they keep doing it again and again or they just let it rest there. So creepy. If I get one of those I hold the pole with my thumb sticking up so that if they slide repeatedly I dig my fingernail in the base of their hand just enough so that they get the point. Works like a charm.
DIBS – I dunno I think you and I would get into words on the train!!!
hahahahaha
BRG – ok toooo funny. My favorite is the person who rests their head on your shoulder – too funny
THL – I hear you on the hand-sliders. They need toning up.
If you see me on the train:
-please do not clip your nails…I will take out my nail polish and offer to paint them
-please do not hock and spit…I will say you dropped something.
-please do not eat your smelly lunch…I will ask for a bite.
-please close you legs so I can sit next to you….or I will close them for you by accidentally kneeing you.
-plesae make sure your head doesn’t rest on my shoulder when you’re sleeping on the train…I will lean in and start to sing you a lull-a-bye
-please don’t stare at me…unless you want to start a fan club on my behalf.
for This Old House, they stream on hulu.com
havent checked if latest episode is on.
I do “play the door” gemini. I’ve never had anyone call me on it but my response is already in my mind: “I’m doing you a favor. Would you prefer some 400 pounder here??” I always stand sideways.
If its not me there it usually is someone 300-400 lbs.
THL – I never thought of the hand slider – but great idea to keep your thumb up!
Also just as bad is the person who likes to “play the door” – which is fine with me except when I am sitting in that first seat by the door and instead of you resting your back against the door, you want to stand sideways so your bookbag/puffy coat/ hood/ is in my face. I usually just push the person hoping they don’t get too loud with me – haha
Manners people – manners!
DIBS
That might have been THe What that said that to you on the 4 Train
I don’t so much mind people keeping their bags on their shoulder so long as they swing it in front of them so it rests on their chest/stomach rather than their back so they aren’t poking anyone with it. I do that with my purses or I hold it down by my legs where there is more room.
Worse than a pole hogger (because I make them move by giving them a loud excuse me as I push my hand between them and the pole) is the “hand slider”. They grab onto the pole and then their hand slides down until it’s resting on top of yours. O .k. fine once but they keep doing it again and again or they just let it rest there. So creepy. If I get one of those I hold the pole with my thumb sticking up so that if they slide repeatedly I dig my fingernail in the base of their hand just enough so that they get the point. Works like a charm.
Oh MM, you should use your own words not someone elses.
But I guess, I should be honored and humbled that you quoted me, especially coming from such a notable NYT Quoter.
I am nothing, if not amused.