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HEY, I drink Stella at times. I know a member of the original family as well.
http://realfakeblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/stella-wife-beater2_big.jpg
Biff, could you possible send me the history of both Makers Mark & Basel Hayden?
Biff – at least you weren’t drinking Stella Artois as well – commonly referred to as ‘the wife beater’ in belgium ( i think )
DIBS, ROFL.
Teacher: so what did you learn this weekend, children?
Champ: we learned that daddies act really funny and fall asleep on the floor after drinking out of square bottles with black labels on them.
According to the Jack Daniel’s website, founder Jasper Newton “Jack” Daniel was born in September 1850, although seemingly no one knows the exact date because the birth records were destroyed in a courthouse fire. If the 1850 date is correct, he might have become a licensed distiller at the age of 16, as the distillery claims a founding date of 1866.
I suspect they are at school this morning telling the teacher all about daddy’s binge over the weekend.
“What did you move on to after you finished the bottle of Jack??? More importantly are the kids still alive??”
Yes, and I have proof! I ran into Brighton Beoch this morning while taking the little ragamuffins to school. So she can attest to the fact we all survived the weekend.
“biff – next time toss those beans in the blender with some garlic, lemon juice and salt to make hummus.”
Actually, next time I should toss the Champs in the blender and I wouldn’t have to feel I need to drink to get by. KIDDING!!!!!! Please don’t call child services. I LURVE my kids!
I’m picturing Burgess Meredith’s character in the movie State of Grace.
biff – next time toss those beans in the blender with some garlic, lemon juice and salt to make hummus.