So get this. Last night when I dissapeared from the OT discussion I was having with the ladies it was because someone was pounding on my door. I go downstairs look out the window it’s UPS (because I’m home a lot of my neighbors direct their packages this way). So I open the door and something barrel into my legs. It’s my neighbor’s dog. He charges off into my (cat filled) house. I immediately hear hissing and scampering for dear life. They’ve never played with a doggie before.
So The UPS guy says, you dog was on the porch scratching at the door to come inside. I said, odd because it’s actually my neighbors dog but I’ll hang onto him until I can get in touch with them. I then call over to their house and it turns out they didn’t even know he was gone. The grandmother who babysits for the child during the day comes over and collect him.
So then the owner of the house comes home and she (Grandma) recounts the story to her (her daughter).
This morning I get a call, it’s the grandmother, “Do you cats have fleas?”
“No, why, does your dog?”
“Yes, last night he came home covered in them and my daughter said he probably got them from your cats”.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bit my tongue so hard because I was about to go on a killing spree.
I said as calmly as I could, “I have never once since owning my cats had a flea problem. I spend exorbitant amounts of money on their monthly Revolution flea and tick prevention medicine and they don’t even leave the house. I would say that if her dog has fleas it may be due to the fact that he was running around the neighborhood and picked them up outside. I’ll let you know if I find that we know if we find that we know have a flea problem in our home because of him.”
That little filthy M*&^!@#&^ Fu@(#*&E(*@#& can sit on the f’in stoop until they come and get him next time.
I hope not Snappy. I guess I won’t know until people and/or cats start scratching.
Can you believe that shit. The chutzpah!
“Sorry for the excessive typos and such.”
THL, it wouldn’t have been a *Rob style rant* without them.
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella everywhere?
Fo drizzle!
**giggle giggle**
ROFL Broke!
Sorry for the excessive typos and such. I think you can all decipher it without my correcting it.
Oh no THL! Did he get fleas in your house?
Ain’t got no dough to pay the loan,
I got a vulture on the phone,
Don’t worry,
Be @ Schermerhorn
*Rob style rant*
So get this. Last night when I dissapeared from the OT discussion I was having with the ladies it was because someone was pounding on my door. I go downstairs look out the window it’s UPS (because I’m home a lot of my neighbors direct their packages this way). So I open the door and something barrel into my legs. It’s my neighbor’s dog. He charges off into my (cat filled) house. I immediately hear hissing and scampering for dear life. They’ve never played with a doggie before.
So The UPS guy says, you dog was on the porch scratching at the door to come inside. I said, odd because it’s actually my neighbors dog but I’ll hang onto him until I can get in touch with them. I then call over to their house and it turns out they didn’t even know he was gone. The grandmother who babysits for the child during the day comes over and collect him.
So then the owner of the house comes home and she (Grandma) recounts the story to her (her daughter).
This morning I get a call, it’s the grandmother, “Do you cats have fleas?”
“No, why, does your dog?”
“Yes, last night he came home covered in them and my daughter said he probably got them from your cats”.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bit my tongue so hard because I was about to go on a killing spree.
I said as calmly as I could, “I have never once since owning my cats had a flea problem. I spend exorbitant amounts of money on their monthly Revolution flea and tick prevention medicine and they don’t even leave the house. I would say that if her dog has fleas it may be due to the fact that he was running around the neighborhood and picked them up outside. I’ll let you know if I find that we know if we find that we know have a flea problem in our home because of him.”
That little filthy M*&^!@#&^ Fu@(#*&E(*@#& can sit on the f’in stoop until they come and get him next time.
The nerve!!
I’m livid.
its Lunch time!!!! See you all in an hour or two. I am going wallpaper shopping for our co-op lobby. Wish me luck.