Open Thread

Yeah, blowing up the pictures doesn’t make their furnishings look better. Biff, that thing in the corner of the kitchen looks like one of those menu boards you see on the sidewalk outside restaurants. And what is sticking out of the bin pulled out from that gauche kitchen island???? Is that astroturf on the walls of the solarium?

Whatever a Boudoir is, I want it!! I would make sure it’s has red velvet wall paper, mirrors on the ceiling and gold tassels hanging from…..

It stinks that ‘her’ bathroom is a mile away from ‘her’ dressing room.

OK, I’m calling Sotheby’s. I never authorized them to list my place.

Seriously, anyone else find the kitchen kind of weird? It’s several light years from the island to anything else. And is that a mosaic floor or linoleum with a pattern? I can’t figure it out.

I know, THL, I hang my head in shame every day!! ; )