Someone cam in with a ginormous 24 pound black and white cat. I swear it was the most evil looking critter! Huge. MM heard the examining vet say, “C’mon- I know there’s a heart and a lung in here somewhere – cracked me up.
I had a wonderful cat who purred at everything. Took him into the Vet (the much beloved and sainted Dr. Maddox), who tried to examine him. Finally he says to me, I can’t get a heartbeat. I’m like, my cat’s dead? “No- he’s purring so loud I can’t hear his heart and he sounds like a damn helicopter”
“Cliff Lee will not come back to pitch Game 4 on three days’ rest. Instead, Joe Blanton will get the call on Sunday night against the Yankees at Citizens Bank Park.”
Well Dave Navarro admits to being bi (I’ve heard him talk about pre-concert fondling rituals with bandmates) and the jury is WAY out on Ryan Seacrest. I think we need to replace those two selections. How about Tony Randall for one?
bxgrl – You can give him infusions at home – I did for several years for my cats. Let me know – I have a terrif supplier for all the stuff.
Hope it was just a passing phase though.
Arkady- can you email me that? bx2bklyn at gmail? Thanks!
Thanks Joe.
Someone cam in with a ginormous 24 pound black and white cat. I swear it was the most evil looking critter! Huge. MM heard the examining vet say, “C’mon- I know there’s a heart and a lung in here somewhere – cracked me up.
I had a wonderful cat who purred at everything. Took him into the Vet (the much beloved and sainted Dr. Maddox), who tried to examine him. Finally he says to me, I can’t get a heartbeat. I’m like, my cat’s dead? “No- he’s purring so loud I can’t hear his heart and he sounds like a damn helicopter”
How about Tony Randall for one?
Is the jury still out on Robin Williams?
bxgrl, glad you got to bring him home. (CDog seems to be doing better, but that’s pretty much been her post-vet behavior lately.)
“I get to torture my Great EVLL all the time”
Don’t you think a rent strike is in order, bxgrl?
Seeds of the Phillies’ ultimate destruction:
“Cliff Lee will not come back to pitch Game 4 on three days’ rest. Instead, Joe Blanton will get the call on Sunday night against the Yankees at Citizens Bank Park.”
http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/Blanton_to_start_Game_4.html
Watching the game with subtitles was pretty fun. there were no typos at all I noticed – odd for a live broadcast.
Well Dave Navarro admits to being bi (I’ve heard him talk about pre-concert fondling rituals with bandmates) and the jury is WAY out on Ryan Seacrest. I think we need to replace those two selections. How about Tony Randall for one?
“Well, it is Friday afternoon. Everyone is allowed a
Curious Friday once in a while.”
ROFL, Etson!
bxgrl – You can give him infusions at home – I did for several years for my cats. Let me know – I have a terrif supplier for all the stuff.
Hope it was just a passing phase though.