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I’m sick of people saying money doesn’t buy happiness. Money buys you contentment. Contentment overjoys me.
If you’re rich and not happy just end it now. For real. Off yourself. Also, I’ll be happy to provide you with a firearm and my SS# and full name to give to your attorney for the revised will.
any of you ever dye clothing? i found a bunch of great white weekend pants on mega sale and figure i’ll toss them in the tub with a tube of rit dye or something?
you know everyone will be checking out your buns tonight.
I think you are looking for sympathy. Yesterday complaining
about being line Rep/Cons and today your bum doesnt attract enuf attention.
I’m sick of people saying money doesn’t buy happiness. Money buys you contentment. Contentment overjoys me.
If you’re rich and not happy just end it now. For real. Off yourself. Also, I’ll be happy to provide you with a firearm and my SS# and full name to give to your attorney for the revised will.
Look for my new hit single to be released shortly: “Oh these lonely Republican buns of mine!”
any of you ever dye clothing? i found a bunch of great white weekend pants on mega sale and figure i’ll toss them in the tub with a tube of rit dye or something?
i meant complaining about being lonely.
“I’ve been rich and miserable, and I’ve been poor and miserable. It’s better to be rich and miserable”.
Burt Reynolds
you know everyone will be checking out your buns tonight.
I think you are looking for sympathy. Yesterday complaining
about being line Rep/Cons and today your bum doesnt attract enuf attention.
Sounds like 5 things Oscar Wilde would have said.
Five Pearls of Wisdom to Remember:
1. Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in Rolls Royce than on a bicycle;
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s face;
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again;
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them;
5. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but them again, neither does milk.
– Hey, did I just win some kind of thread-killer award??
Yep, cause it sure ain’t the Lady-killer award!!
You know I jest.