“My nose is Gargantuan! You little Pig-snout, you tiny Monkey-Nostrils, you virtually invisible Pekinese-Puss, don’t you realize that a nose like mine is both scepter and orb, a monument to me superiority? A great nose is the banner of a great man, a generous heart, a towering spirit, an expansive soul–such as I unmistakably am, and such as you dare not to dream of being, with your bilious weasel’s eyes and no nose to keep them apart! With your face as lacking in all distinction–as lacking, I say, in interest, as lacking in pride, in imagination, in honesty, in lyricism–in a word, as lacking in nose as that other offensively bland expanse at the opposite end of your cringing spine–which I now remove from my sight by stringent application of my boot!”
“Isn’t the nickname of Cobblehiller’s Better Half “Dangling Chad”?”
Biff!! Let’s leave my BH and his ‘dangles’ out of this!
Did anyone say:
Third Leg
Arkday, speaking of monuments, how about Space Needle?
“And looks like THL and Curious Biff are giving DIBS a run for his money.”
I may not have had the quantity but I have sampled some of the finest quality available.
I think this ‘Man Drill’ has run out.
That’s it? No more words for the ‘Love Pump’?
thanks Cgar- seeing how sick snappy was I got concerned. glad he went to the doctor.
Buildings in DC can’t be taller than the Washington Monument, not the Capitol.
And speaking of it, Washington Monument…
Cyrano
“My nose is Gargantuan! You little Pig-snout, you tiny Monkey-Nostrils, you virtually invisible Pekinese-Puss, don’t you realize that a nose like mine is both scepter and orb, a monument to me superiority? A great nose is the banner of a great man, a generous heart, a towering spirit, an expansive soul–such as I unmistakably am, and such as you dare not to dream of being, with your bilious weasel’s eyes and no nose to keep them apart! With your face as lacking in all distinction–as lacking, I say, in interest, as lacking in pride, in imagination, in honesty, in lyricism–in a word, as lacking in nose as that other offensively bland expanse at the opposite end of your cringing spine–which I now remove from my sight by stringent application of my boot!”
I see I’ve missed some juicy, meaty, explosive posts. And looks like THL and Curious Biff are giving DIBS a run for his money.