Brooklyn Life Open Thread by Brownstoner 01/21/2009 207 Share Share Brooklyn Life Brooklyn Life Open Thread What's Your Take? Leave a Comment Leave a Reply Cancel reply Register to leave a comment, or log in if you already have an account Montrose, dear Montrose, why do you persist in being such a… a… a… voice of reason? True, snark must be its own reward. Perhaps this has all gone terribly, terribly awry. That’s it. No more awards. No more incitement to uncivil discourse. This moment marks the birth of a kinder, gentler SnarkSlope. Log in to Reply As the great Kung Fu Master Kan [might have] said: “To suppress a good snark is to give it force beyond endurance.” Log in to Reply Snarkslope, you spawned a monster. Several, in fact. Log in to Reply Thank you bxgrl, I will study the ways of the wicked ones! I will be around them but not of them! I will focus and refine my efforts on my goal! Log in to Reply Well, from one asshat to another…may the best asshat win! The SOTD is Mine! Mine I tell you! Log in to Reply ‘[ok, help me out here…how do I become..uh…well…snarkier!]’ If you need to ask, then there’s no hope for you. There you go, biatches…Step back!! Log in to Reply You must begin your studies, grasshopper, with the true masters- DIBS and BRG. My award was a serendipitous fluke but I have bowed at their feet. Biff is also quite quippy but he does not take the SOTD as seriously as do DIBS and BRG. Log in to Reply ‘Is that so wrong?’ This is so wrong…this Asshat Kissfest! Log in to Reply Cry? Moi? [How can you say such a thing?] Never! I have steeled myself for the battle at hand! I’ve felt his cruelty – I’ve not forgotten the flagrant tiara wearing from earlier today. I will be laser sharp, cutting, and quick! I will slay him with my wickedness! I can feel it! The SOTD is MINE! [ok, help me out here…how do I become..uh…well…snarkier!] Log in to Reply < 1 2 3 4 … 23 >
Montrose, dear Montrose, why do you persist in being such a… a… a… voice of reason? True, snark must be its own reward. Perhaps this has all gone terribly, terribly awry. That’s it. No more awards. No more incitement to uncivil discourse. This moment marks the birth of a kinder, gentler SnarkSlope. Log in to Reply
As the great Kung Fu Master Kan [might have] said: “To suppress a good snark is to give it force beyond endurance.” Log in to Reply
Thank you bxgrl, I will study the ways of the wicked ones! I will be around them but not of them! I will focus and refine my efforts on my goal! Log in to Reply
Well, from one asshat to another…may the best asshat win! The SOTD is Mine! Mine I tell you! Log in to Reply
‘[ok, help me out here…how do I become..uh…well…snarkier!]’ If you need to ask, then there’s no hope for you. There you go, biatches…Step back!! Log in to Reply
You must begin your studies, grasshopper, with the true masters- DIBS and BRG. My award was a serendipitous fluke but I have bowed at their feet. Biff is also quite quippy but he does not take the SOTD as seriously as do DIBS and BRG. Log in to Reply
Cry? Moi? [How can you say such a thing?] Never! I have steeled myself for the battle at hand! I’ve felt his cruelty – I’ve not forgotten the flagrant tiara wearing from earlier today. I will be laser sharp, cutting, and quick! I will slay him with my wickedness! I can feel it! The SOTD is MINE! [ok, help me out here…how do I become..uh…well…snarkier!] Log in to Reply
Montrose, dear Montrose, why do you persist in being such a… a… a… voice of reason?
True, snark must be its own reward.
Perhaps this has all gone terribly, terribly awry.
That’s it.
No more awards.
No more incitement to uncivil discourse.
This moment marks the birth of a kinder, gentler SnarkSlope.
As the great Kung Fu Master Kan [might have] said:
“To suppress a good snark is to give it force beyond endurance.”
Snarkslope, you spawned a monster. Several, in fact.
Thank you bxgrl, I will study the ways of the wicked ones! I will be around them but not of them! I will focus and refine my efforts on my goal!
Well, from one asshat to another…may the best asshat win!
The SOTD is Mine! Mine I tell you!
‘[ok, help me out here…how do I become..uh…well…snarkier!]’
If you need to ask, then there’s no hope for you.
There you go, biatches…Step back!!
You must begin your studies, grasshopper, with the true masters- DIBS and BRG. My award was a serendipitous fluke but I have bowed at their feet. Biff is also quite quippy but he does not take the SOTD as seriously as do DIBS and BRG.
‘Is that so wrong?’
This is so wrong…this Asshat Kissfest!
Cry? Moi? [How can you say such a thing?] Never! I have steeled myself for the battle at hand!
I’ve felt his cruelty – I’ve not forgotten the flagrant tiara wearing from earlier today.
I will be laser sharp, cutting, and quick! I will slay him with my wickedness! I can feel it! The SOTD is MINE!
[ok, help me out here…how do I become..uh…well…snarkier!]