MM- did you mention my ragged raiment consisting of shredded garments from the last 100 years and the pathetic worn gloves without fingers? Sniff? It’s tough lying on the eviscerated chaise lounge, coughing (can I put the expectorant on ebay and raise money for charity, ya think?) and the landlord has allowed me one piece of coal for the week.
“Now we know two useless, full-of-themselves Canadian Asshats!!!!!!!”
You’re on a roll, Dave. Please don’t stop!
“Not that I would. I sincerely adore mine (What can I say- she’s standing right here watching me type this in).”
Okay, this landlady/tenant relationship is getting weirder…You two share an apt and a computer??
Does your landlady force you to only post positive things about her?
Must go- I am called to the baronial landlord suite to wear my fingers down to the knuckle cooking our mid day repast.
Cobblehiller- I’m nutso about details in my computer work but when it comes to shoveling snow I’ll be building castles and snowmen and effigies of LFH’s 🙂 (asymmetry is my middle name).
“I’ll keep that guy busy while he’s working on the girl.”
Biff…I think you need to do a re-write on this….and be all inclusive!!
MM- did you mention my ragged raiment consisting of shredded garments from the last 100 years and the pathetic worn gloves without fingers? Sniff? It’s tough lying on the eviscerated chaise lounge, coughing (can I put the expectorant on ebay and raise money for charity, ya think?) and the landlord has allowed me one piece of coal for the week.
“I’ll keep that guy busy while he’s working on the girl.”
Thanks DIBS, it’s great how you’re always willing to take one for the team.
BRG…I was once referred to as Biff’s “wingman” back in the old faded type guest days. I’ll keep that guy busy while he’s working on the girl.
“Will she do what?”
Your Ed Hardy.
“Hopefully whatever I want her to do!”
By the looks of it you might have to share her.
Stuyvesant ST.????????????????? Coming from the all-knowing, elitist, self proclaimed archivist of all Brooklyn history???
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
“Now we know two useless, full-of-themselves Canadian Asshats!!!!!!!”
You’re on a roll, Dave. Please don’t stop!
“Not that I would. I sincerely adore mine (What can I say- she’s standing right here watching me type this in).”
Okay, this landlady/tenant relationship is getting weirder…You two share an apt and a computer??
Does your landlady force you to only post positive things about her?
Must go- I am called to the baronial landlord suite to wear my fingers down to the knuckle cooking our mid day repast.
Cobblehiller- I’m nutso about details in my computer work but when it comes to shoveling snow I’ll be building castles and snowmen and effigies of LFH’s 🙂 (asymmetry is my middle name).
Dave, the rim shot feature programed into the open thread is going off like an Tek 9 on Stuyvesant St. You certainly are feeling your oats today.
Bxgrl’s out by the coal shute picking up spillage for her small fireplace in her garret. Very La Boheme. I approve.