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I believe MM is a founding member of Elitist Pompous Black Asshat Landlords from Hell.
I would offer to do her business card but I’m too busy ducking the swings of her shovel. (the ergonomic she uses doesn’t swing very well and she’s overcompensating)
“Still, MM- wasn’t it you who told me your tenants are so afraid of you they scrub the hallway floors with their hankies?”
The “I wish” was in answer to that.
BRG, pay attention: Elitist (thanks,Benson) Pompous Black Asshat (shout out to the What) Landlady From Hell (as per bxgrl). Thats EPBALFH, or epbalf. I think that’s a Tolkien character.
Perhaps the lynching part is specifically not PC in this case but I couldn’t resist:
As wll, given current events, the name of the group is just as bad….
The landlord’s here to visit
They’re blasting disco down below
Sez, “I’m doubling the rent
‘Cos the building’s condemned
You’re gonna help me buy city hall”
But we can, you know we can
We can, you know we can
Let’s lynch the landlord man
I tell them turn on the water
I tell ’em turn on the heat
Tells me ‘All you ever do is complain’
Then they search the place when I’m not here
But we can, you know we can
Let’s lynch the landlord
Let’s lynch the landlord
Let’s lynch the landlord man
There’s rats chewin’ up the kitchen
Roaches up to my knees
Turn the oven on, it smells like Dachau, yeah
Till the rain pours through the ceiling
We can, you know we can
Let’s lynch the landlord, man.
“Maybe I could afford such lovelies, if I didn’t have deadbeat tenants.”
So many truths coming out today
Montrose = elitis landlady from hell and whatever all those letters mean at the end of her name.
Bxgrl = deadbeat bitter renter.
Take the shovels in your hands and let the war continue!
I believe MM is a founding member of Elitist Pompous Black Asshat Landlords from Hell.
I would offer to do her business card but I’m too busy ducking the swings of her shovel. (the ergonomic she uses doesn’t swing very well and she’s overcompensating)
Did anybody check out the website…
http://www.ed-hardy.cn
there’s a hot looking couple on the front…will she do 😉
“Still, MM- wasn’t it you who told me your tenants are so afraid of you they scrub the hallway floors with their hankies?”
The “I wish” was in answer to that.
BRG, pay attention: Elitist (thanks,Benson) Pompous Black Asshat (shout out to the What) Landlady From Hell (as per bxgrl). Thats EPBALFH, or epbalf. I think that’s a Tolkien character.
It’s a load, but someone has to carry it.
Perhaps the lynching part is specifically not PC in this case but I couldn’t resist:
As wll, given current events, the name of the group is just as bad….
The landlord’s here to visit
They’re blasting disco down below
Sez, “I’m doubling the rent
‘Cos the building’s condemned
You’re gonna help me buy city hall”
But we can, you know we can
We can, you know we can
Let’s lynch the landlord man
I tell them turn on the water
I tell ’em turn on the heat
Tells me ‘All you ever do is complain’
Then they search the place when I’m not here
But we can, you know we can
Let’s lynch the landlord
Let’s lynch the landlord
Let’s lynch the landlord man
There’s rats chewin’ up the kitchen
Roaches up to my knees
Turn the oven on, it smells like Dachau, yeah
Till the rain pours through the ceiling
We can, you know we can
Let’s lynch the landlord, man.
“biff- did it at least keep time?”
Yes, for my entire trip home. That’s when it stopped and had a closer look and noticed the name.
I wish.
biff- did it at least keep time?
“Maybe I could afford such lovelies, if I didn’t have deadbeat tenants.”
So many truths coming out today
Montrose = elitis landlady from hell and whatever all those letters mean at the end of her name.
Bxgrl = deadbeat bitter renter.
Take the shovels in your hands and let the war continue!
Is MM a bitter rentee?