Bitter, I think you should have pitched a Pork Slap Jeans commercial skit to Lorne based on jeans that expand after drinking excessive amounts of bad tasting, but highly entertaining canned beer. (At least the real Pork Slap has good taste, in addition to being highly entertaining).
slopefarm – Really? You don’t think Mario & Ed will respond to my tirades?
Actually, when Mario was gov. he was notoriously thin-skinned and would frequently call reporters and pols to jawbone when they criticized him on a sensitive issue. So maybe he would respond if you yelled at his recording. Good luck in this endeavor.
DIBS, I don’t think do not call list applies to pols, only telemarketing.
DH, in general, I prefer the Bill type, but Eric is one sexy man! I believe Alexander Skarsgaard was voted sexiest man in Sweden for several years running. The HBO commercial they run in between their shows certainly thinks so too.
arkady, do what my brother in-law does. He pretends he’s selling sex toys and tells telemarketer I’ll listen to your pitch if you buy a toy from me first. He hardly gets a repeat call from the same telemarketer firm – ie guess they put him on their do not bother calling list.
Posted by: more4less at September 14, 2009 11:19 AM
WTF is the deal with Lady Gaga? I really hadn’t heard one of her songs until last night. She is horrible. All of her “hit songs” are terrible too. Mass produced crap.
Yeah WTF with lady gaga and bird’s nest on her face? I was just waiting for some bird to land there and take a poop.
Do you all own any sex toys???
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at September 14, 2009 11:20 AM
I only sell em.
Bitter, I think you should have pitched a Pork Slap Jeans commercial skit to Lorne based on jeans that expand after drinking excessive amounts of bad tasting, but highly entertaining canned beer. (At least the real Pork Slap has good taste, in addition to being highly entertaining).
slopefarm – Really? You don’t think Mario & Ed will respond to my tirades?
Actually, when Mario was gov. he was notoriously thin-skinned and would frequently call reporters and pols to jawbone when they criticized him on a sensitive issue. So maybe he would respond if you yelled at his recording. Good luck in this endeavor.
DIBS, I don’t think do not call list applies to pols, only telemarketing.
DH, in general, I prefer the Bill type, but Eric is one sexy man! I believe Alexander Skarsgaard was voted sexiest man in Sweden for several years running. The HBO commercial they run in between their shows certainly thinks so too.
arkady, do what my brother in-law does. He pretends he’s selling sex toys and tells telemarketer I’ll listen to your pitch if you buy a toy from me first. He hardly gets a repeat call from the same telemarketer firm – ie guess they put him on their do not bother calling list.
Posted by: more4less at September 14, 2009 11:19 AM
Do you all own any sex toys???
Bitter, you missed your chance – you should have used it as an opp’y to audition for a “Shiksa Jeans” commercial.
You were right in the middle of the stadium. Were you on the “jigga what” or the “jigga who” side?
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September
I kinda played both sides since I was in the middle. Couldn’t pic a jigga side for the life of me.
WTF is the deal with Lady Gaga? I really hadn’t heard one of her songs until last night. She is horrible. All of her “hit songs” are terrible too. Mass produced crap.