My barber is a dread – Jimmy Danger. He’s on the corner of Albany & St. John’s in Crown Heights. The best barber in Brooklyn. Tell your friends. If you want to see the REAL ENY, by all means drop by.
“beoch….good thing you didn’t get a room with him upstairs because my office looks right into all the windows of the Hotel Elysee.”
Ahh, DIBS. If only that had been an option. You coulda watched . . . hell, I would have sold tix.
BTW, the Vogue Mag table next to his included Anna Wintour, Andre Leon Talley, Harvey Weinstein, Georgina Chapman, Oscar de la Renta. Goldie Hawn left right after we got there (was it something I said?) and the bus boy said Denzel Washington was coming in, but he never showed and we closed the place down (was it something I said?).
Rob, i don’t know what everyone is getting on about, Ana Faris is totally cute! But the Olesen twins? Yuk. Hannaha Montana looks like more of a woman than those two. Poor little children.
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all you crose.” The woman did as she was told. “Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.” Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.” So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.”
legion- it may not be a single payer system. Maybe more like a single agony system (I hear anesthetic is optional) 🙂
And Ana Faris is hella funny! She suffers mild Ed Zachary disease in Scary Movie but looks very pretty in most other movies.
The Chinamen ain’t gonna like that joke!!!!!!!!
My barber is a dread – Jimmy Danger. He’s on the corner of Albany & St. John’s in Crown Heights. The best barber in Brooklyn. Tell your friends. If you want to see the REAL ENY, by all means drop by.
“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVcYX9DV4tE”
Oh yummy yummy man!!
I’ll be right back, I have to run out to the video store!
“beoch….good thing you didn’t get a room with him upstairs because my office looks right into all the windows of the Hotel Elysee.”
Ahh, DIBS. If only that had been an option. You coulda watched . . . hell, I would have sold tix.
BTW, the Vogue Mag table next to his included Anna Wintour, Andre Leon Talley, Harvey Weinstein, Georgina Chapman, Oscar de la Renta. Goldie Hawn left right after we got there (was it something I said?) and the bus boy said Denzel Washington was coming in, but he never showed and we closed the place down (was it something I said?).
> She has an ass, it’s just that it’s on her face.
Ouch. True, but OUCH.
Rob, i don’t know what everyone is getting on about, Ana Faris is totally cute! But the Olesen twins? Yuk. Hannaha Montana looks like more of a woman than those two. Poor little children.
*rob*, Ed Zachary disease –
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all you crose.” The woman did as she was told. “Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.” Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.” So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.”