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Brooklyn Heights is a tough place. If you’ve ever been hit with a wooden cane or metal walker or run over by an electric wheelchair, you know exactly what I’m talking about.
Good thing about Williamsburg is people don’t know how to fight, but lots of times they are walking around with a skateboard (which is a scary ass weapon)
“You are standing on a deserted corner waiting for a taxi to take you to a bar when a drunk youngster approaches you. He wants to give you a hug. Do you:
A) Hug him
B) Extend a hand for a handshake
C) Tell him to get lost
D) Promptly punch him in the stomach”
F – Push him firmly away by the shoulder. Hard enough so he knows you mean business but not hard enough to really hurt him. If he doesn’t get the message, the next step is the “mush” (put your hand over his face and push him forcefully back). After that, if he’s not getting the message, it’s every man for himself.
“Soo…..same questoin, but the drunk youngster is trying to hug your WIFE (or significant other)
A
B
C
D
F – START with the mush, go to second part of plan “F.”
Brooklyn Heights is a tough place. If you’ve ever been hit with a wooden cane or metal walker or run over by an electric wheelchair, you know exactly what I’m talking about.
Actually F is more like what happened.
Good thing about Williamsburg is people don’t know how to fight, but lots of times they are walking around with a skateboard (which is a scary ass weapon)
You too ENY, come out with us sometime! : )
ENY, exactly. if you dont plan to really fight, just play a coward and walk away. Cause once you start, you have to assume good chance it’s for real
ENY, this is after the fight has started and I’m talking about a bar fight scenario, not to be done out of nowhere in the DH scenario above.
“hard karate chop on both collar bones”
Better make that chop count, ’cause if the “break” doesn’t happen, the dude is going to be kind of upset.
herkimer, YES, please join us!
“You are standing on a deserted corner waiting for a taxi to take you to a bar when a drunk youngster approaches you. He wants to give you a hug. Do you:
A) Hug him
B) Extend a hand for a handshake
C) Tell him to get lost
D) Promptly punch him in the stomach”
F – Push him firmly away by the shoulder. Hard enough so he knows you mean business but not hard enough to really hurt him. If he doesn’t get the message, the next step is the “mush” (put your hand over his face and push him forcefully back). After that, if he’s not getting the message, it’s every man for himself.
“Soo…..same questoin, but the drunk youngster is trying to hug your WIFE (or significant other)
A
B
C
D
F – START with the mush, go to second part of plan “F.”
ELLIS, August 6th, at 6, BE THERE!