Open Thread

Sorry bxgrl, but I think you have this coming to you:

She asks me why
I’m just a hairy guy
I’m hairy noon and night
Hair that’s a fright
I’m hairy high and low
Don’t ask me why
Don’t know
It’s not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain’t no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my…

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair’s too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They’ll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don’t my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

THL- Brilliant!! I loved it!! I’m a type freak- I must have close to 1000 font files. Chest hair is ok -It’s back and neck and shoulder hair….ewwwww….

Not sure Biff, I haven’t heard anything. I would have liked a response, even just a quick….It’s done.

Maybe I’ll send another quick email tomorrow morning and see if I can get satisfaction.

Thanks for asking.

Biff, yes your corniness is so refreshing!

I try to do all my correspondances in the morning. I compiled one this morning that got the better of me. It really was an effort. I couldn’t help myself and had to unleash my tongue on the topic.

16 going on 17 is jail bait and you are an accomplice, complicent in that crime. I don’t even want to think about this anymore. I may be hated here, a pervert, etc but I’m not a pedophile.