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<3 dibs hate of <3’s. ok time for me to take the dogs out and go to the bank thanks again etson for telling me where hsbc is here. if it’s not there tho i am so </3 u!lol
“Many Brits (including me) don’t think of themselves as ‘European’.”
Chris Rock has a bit where he talks about black people not distinguishing among white people. Who cares if you’re English Romanian, Jewish, whatever. To black people, that’s white! Well, it’s the same way with you Continentals. You’re all a bunch of disenfranchised colonists to me.
“Kind of like Mr B’s vision of a perfect Brooklyn!”
Hey, that was funny!
“do i get enough lovin’ tho? no”
Rob, you need to go outside and cruise the streets NOW! It’s so easy for gay dudes to get laid. What the hell are you waiting for?
<3 dibs hate of <3’s. ok time for me to take the dogs out and go to the bank thanks again etson for telling me where hsbc is here. if it’s not there tho i am so </3 u!lol
*rob*
She’s got the devil in her <3
But her eyes they tantalize
She’s gonna tear your <3 apart
Oh her lips are really thrilling
“people in the UK don’t drink lattes and ride vespas and use backpacks? are we thinking of britain circa 1959?”
quislings!
“Many Brits (including me) don’t think of themselves as ‘European’.”
Chris Rock has a bit where he talks about black people not distinguishing among white people. Who cares if you’re English Romanian, Jewish, whatever. To black people, that’s white! Well, it’s the same way with you Continentals. You’re all a bunch of disenfranchised colonists to me.
“Kind of like Mr B’s vision of a perfect Brooklyn!”
Hey, that was funny!
“do i get enough lovin’ tho? no”
Rob, you need to go outside and cruise the streets NOW! It’s so easy for gay dudes to get laid. What the hell are you waiting for?
Woohoo!!! Just heard we’ve won a new mandate. The Egg will be getting new shoes next year!
“people in the UK don’t drink lattes and ride vespas and use backpacks? are we thinking of britain circa 1959?”
Yeah, hence the lyrics:
“England’s not the mythical land of Madame George and roses
It’s the home of police who kill black boys on mopeds.”
Just getting you back for that BoCoCa yesterday DIBS! : P
I also want to do a real gross rewrite of that “spreading the LOVE” sentence but I don’t think I’d do that to cobble.
ENOUGH WITH THE F*&^%ING <3s. SORRY I ASKED