A woman tells her husband of 10 years that she wants breast enhancment surgery. Her husband tells her he’s got a sure-fire alternative to expensive surgery. He tells her to go in the bathroom 3-4 times daily and wipe between her boobies with toilet paper and they will get bigger. She asks him how the hell that is supposed to make her boobies bigger. He says, “well, it sure has worked for your @ss!!!”
Ok, now I really gotta get back to work. Ciao folks 🙂
Anyone want to borrow a dog for a day over the next month? Getting surgery to repair torn ligaments in my foot on Monday. Poor Max needs more outdoor time than I can give him right now. He’s a very lovely beagle located in Carroll Gardens. I’ll see if I can figure out how to upload an irresistable photo of him. 🙂
chicken….you need to research the right type of protein supplement powder that’s available at the local General Nutrition type stores in your area. That’s what you take when you increase an exercise regimen. I suspect you’ve got very little fat on you and you are already starting to burn protein.
CG, I could probably walk him for you a few times.
Rob, I thought that was called a FUPA?
Call her and ask, cobble. We miss her.
I want to get dancing moobs…
Chicken…quick weight gain joke for you….
A woman tells her husband of 10 years that she wants breast enhancment surgery. Her husband tells her he’s got a sure-fire alternative to expensive surgery. He tells her to go in the bathroom 3-4 times daily and wipe between her boobies with toilet paper and they will get bigger. She asks him how the hell that is supposed to make her boobies bigger. He says, “well, it sure has worked for your @ss!!!”
Ok, now I really gotta get back to work. Ciao folks 🙂
Anyone want to borrow a dog for a day over the next month? Getting surgery to repair torn ligaments in my foot on Monday. Poor Max needs more outdoor time than I can give him right now. He’s a very lovely beagle located in Carroll Gardens. I’ll see if I can figure out how to upload an irresistable photo of him. 🙂
chicken….you need to research the right type of protein supplement powder that’s available at the local General Nutrition type stores in your area. That’s what you take when you increase an exercise regimen. I suspect you’ve got very little fat on you and you are already starting to burn protein.
Where is BRG?! I was going to call her yesterday, on her cell, is this a bad idea? Will she feel intruded on? Opinions please…
no. i meant boobs, rob.