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DIBS…I bet you’re glad to be gay now!
MM and Bxgrl;
It is a wonder to me why Sarah so un-nerves the folks on the coasts. It’s one of the reasons I like her. I’m not talking about someone disagreeing with her policies. I’m talking about the visceral reaction she herself provokes.
I agree with Camille Paglia: Sarah Palin is the true heir of the feminist movement.
Talk about fights: I’d like to see Bxgrl and Sara in a ring! Throw in a wolf too.
DO NOT OPEN THAT LINK ANYONE.
“Nuthin like a good bitch fight!!!!! Too bad we can’t see it real world in mud!!!!”
http://jokes.m3rlin.org/files/2007/06/000882-hippo-mud-bath-fat-overweight-women-covered-in-mud.jpg
Oh no you don’t benson! I don’t kill moose and wolves by shooting them from planes. I arm wrestle them into submission. I am definitely more Presidential than Palin because:
1. I have been known to write grammatically correct english
2. I do not see Russia from my window. (I see London. I see France. I see- oh no! I don’t see dave’s boxer BRIEFS)
3. I would never utter the phrase, “we must progress this country.”
4. I think the entire country is filled with real Americans, not just the red states.
5. I didn’t get $150,000+ to spend on clothing and accessories 🙁
6. I don’t support bridges to nowhere or refer to myself constantly as a maverick. (I prefer to be called delusional).
And now I really must go see the brighton beach condo. If I like it I can use it as the White House North during my reign- er…term in office.
Lacy things, the wife is missin’
Didn’t ask, her permission
I’m wearin’ her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
In the store, there’s a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Whoa Man!”
“Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!”
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Lacy things- missin’
Didn’t ask- permission
Wearin’ her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Woah, what a penthouse pad! The kitchen, except for those curtains, is the best room in the place. Gotta say, I would be quite happy if I had access to the indoor pool. If I’m ever rich, there will be a pool somewhere on one of my properties. That’s a must have.
Benson, someday you’ll understand me. 😉
In a Palin administration, I don’t want to be Sec’y of the Interior, I want to be gone! Uo into the mountains, or on an island, far, far away.
Besides, that position isn’t enough. Queen, perhaps, or Empress, Czarina?
Nuthin like a good bitch fight!!!!! Too bad we can’t see it real world in mud!!!!
“You’re an elf, and you’ll wear panties like an elf…”