Neighbors to Union Hall: Shut Up!
Since opening a little over a year ago, Union Hall’s formula—booze, bands, and bocce—has been a resounding success, drawing crowds of revelers to the North Slope. Some of the bar’s neighbors wish it were a tad less successful, though. In May a group of Union Street residents sent a letter to a bunch of officials…
Since opening a little over a year ago, Union Hall’s formula—booze, bands, and bocce—has been a resounding success, drawing crowds of revelers to the North Slope. Some of the bar’s neighbors wish it were a tad less successful, though. In May a group of Union Street residents sent a letter to a bunch of officials (including Mayor Bloomberg, BP Markowitz, State Senator Montgomery and Councilmember de Blasio) regarding the tremendous increase in noise and nuisance that’d befallen their street since Union Hall opened. The letter, which was signed by 76 people, claims the quality of life for the immediate neighbors has been drastically altered, leading to sleep loss, stress, anxiety and serious health issues. The signatories said the bar’s soundproofing measures were inadequate and that its patrons have terrorized Union Street by shouting, fighting, throwing bottles, urinating and passing out on the sidewalk. Jon Crow, one of the residents leading the charge against the bar, showed up at Wednesday night’s Community Board 6 meeting to expound on Union Hall’s alleged ne’er-do-well ways and to ask for the board’s help in bringing peace and quiet back to Union Street. From the outside, it may look like a library, but it’s not, said Crow, who intends to lobby the state liquor board so that Union Hall’s booze license isn’t renewed this spring.
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The penal law words it as “deviate”
It’s “deviant,” not deviate. Good jurisprudence on your part though.
So is it illegal if “The What” sucks himself off in the Union Hall toilet?
Cuz that’s what he’s doing tonight. It’s a “date”!
NYS Pl 240.35
3. a person is guilty of loitering when they remain in a public place for the purpose of engaging or soliciting another person to engage in deviate sexual intercourse or other sexual behavior of a deviate nature.
“getting sucked off” is considered deviate sexual behavior in the State of NY. So, yes 9:16 that would be illegal. If the act is committed for a fee, it then becomes one of the Prostitution charges (230.02-230.40)
i AM GOING TO FUCKIN THROW UP
that place and you people are (wokers in) a dildo factory.
9:16 – At least it would be easy given the co-ed bathroom.
I wonder if getting sucked off at union hall is legal?
240.35 NYS PL – Loitering
a person is guilty of loitering when he:
2. Loiters, remains or wanders about in a public place for the purpose of gambling with cards, dice or other paraphernalia.
Playing dice in public only becomes illegal when a bet is placed. It is an otherwise quite legal form of entertainment.
Union Hall is great for fucking and sucking and doing coke because the bathroom doors fully close you in. It’s also good for bocce and burgers.
Fuck the neighbors. UH ROCKS!