Streetlevel: Green Giant of Baltic Street Filled
The Green Giant of Baltic Street is filled… but under mysterious circumstance. In January we checked in on this building at Court and Baltic, which is something of a sore thumb with its glass facade and neon green trim. Seven months after being built, it’s now the home to… three bicycles? Yes, a ladder and…
The Green Giant of Baltic Street is filled… but under mysterious circumstance. In January we checked in on this building at Court and Baltic, which is something of a sore thumb with its glass facade and neon green trim. Seven months after being built, it’s now the home to… three bicycles? Yes, a ladder and three rather cumbersome looking bikes on display. With its twenty foot high ceilings and nonexistent privacy it doesn’t seem like a building much good for anything, but maybe a bike store will fit in fine. Anyone heard any more information?
Still No Takers for the Big Green Space on Baltic [Brownstoner]
Big Green Space on Baltic Now For Rent [Brownstoner] GMAP
Tee hee… Rob, you made a comment about organized religion that sounded like you hated the people (and you corrected yourself after). Just joshing, ole bean.
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That being said, I’m sure the schoolkids across the street wouldn’t mind a little dirty stripper action.
im sure they’ve already seen their moms do it in front of their boyfriends, so it wouldnt shock them.
*rob*
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Rob — back in January you wanted this space to be filled with prostitutes… and I think you suggested that all Jews, Christians, and Muslims should be put to death and you have no intention of ever eating dog
i remember the prostitutes comment on this place, but the putting to death thing i most certainly did NOT say, unless youre interpreting whatever it was i said wrong. and yeah i have no intention of ever eating dog!
*rob*
I could just see Rob leaving his kids unattended, locked in that space on a hot summer day while he went shopping…
“But officer, I cracked the windows…
altervoce — if your living there is actually an exhibitionist performance piece that people pay for… you could probably keep the commercial designation. You couldn’t have curtains.
If I could get a lease long and cheap enough to justify the expense of changing the certificate of occupancy, I would live here.
This is not a sore thumb. I think I see a pattern where sub-par spaces in the blog-master’s neighborhood zone (Clinton Hill, Bed Stuy) have ‘character’ or ‘scale’ (like todays crappy COTD), but the same things in Park Slope or Boerum etc are eye-sores. To quote a famous commercial, ‘don’t hate me because I’m beautiful’.
Rob — back in January you wanted this space to be filled with prostitutes… and I think you suggested that all Jews, Christians, and Muslims should be put to death and you have no intention of ever eating dog.
That being said, I’m sure the schoolkids across the street wouldn’t mind a little dirty stripper action.
exotic dancers dancing in there putting on shows would be cool, but nyc is so lame and conservative that unfortunately it would never happen.
*rob*