Dead (Murdered?) Squirrel Raises Questions
So here’s a strange one. We got a call from our tenant yesterday morning that there was a dead squirrel in our front yard. Not just a dead squirrel, she said, but a squirrel that looked like it had been shot. Say what? When we got home in the late afternoon we were rather taken…
So here’s a strange one. We got a call from our tenant yesterday morning that there was a dead squirrel in our front yard. Not just a dead squirrel, she said, but a squirrel that looked like it had been shot. Say what? When we got home in the late afternoon we were rather taken aback to find that she had not been exaggerating. A squirrel with a gaping hole the size of a golf ball in its neck had been deposited in front of the door under the stoop. It’s a pretty gruesome photo, so we’ve put the unedited version on the jump to enable selective viewing, but we’re wondering if anyone else has encountered anything like this? Do you think it was some kind of horrible Halloween prank? A message from a developer who’s been on the receiving end of an unfavorable review on the site? Strange days indeed. Most peculiar Mama.
WARNING: Photo on the jump shows a mutilated dead squirrel.
This looks like a ritual killing. I collect dead squirrels, so I’m an expert. Does anyone know if this squirrel was raped before it was killed? Would make some sense…
Actually, what DOES make sense is that you’re a close personal friend of “What.
“that ass whipping is days away.”
How many days?
Mr. Bird Scientist,
Question: Why couldn’t this happen in Brooklyn? Is it because we have no Hawks nesting here or because they have no threaths that would cause them to drop their prey? It’s not that I actually believe a Hawk did this, just curious why you think it couldn’t happen in Brooklyn?
Thanks
Ok…bird scientist here.
1. we do indeed have nesting red-tail hawks in Brooklyn. More than one pair, it’s likely. you can see the happy couple cruising in the skies above their nesting grounds in Prospect Park.
2. actually, it could’ve happened—the hawk that he saw could’ve been spooked by any number of man-made cacophony. I just loathe “the what”
3. eff the what.
And the squirrel was SO close to getting that acorn!!!
This looks like a ritual killing. I collect dead squirrels, so I’m an expert. Does anyone know if this squirrel was raped before it was killed? Would make some sense…
BTW, The What’s real name is Allen M. Can we all please start addressing him as Allen?
I didn’t mean to say ‘jerked up’ I mean jerk you. LOL I type so fast, I need to check before I send it.
The What
Hey Stick to the subject! People accuse me of ‘Thread Hijacking’ when it’s you going off subject. You attacking me wont change the fact that your way of life is being fucked. Get mad at the people who has jerked up. Here read this! Hate The What all you want to but that ass whipping is days away.
Deals With Hedge Funds
May Be Helping Merrill
Delay Mortgage Losses
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB119396956371280131.html
Billions and Billions of dollars wasted!!!!!!!!!!!
The What
Someday the war is gonna end………
Nice one 11:25, heh heh.
About ten years ago I walked around a gigantic snowy owl, dead, on the crosswalk of Gates Ave. at Cambridge Place.