Closing Bell: Have You Seen This Chicken?
According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.

According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.
If you manage to catch it, careful not to choke it.
“The real question is “Did the chicken cross the road?” And, if so, why?”
To get out of Park Slope.
This is the best story since the stolen basil thread.
chicken, your wife is looking for you. She’s offering 20 bucks.
ooooo, I know what nabe I am hunting for dinner tonight!
So have people in Park Slope gotten so DESPERATE for food that they’re stealing each others chickens?
“Homo? No homo?”
No homo. We’re looking for a chicken, not a c*ck.
Is Colonel Sanders the prime suspect?
This chicken looks just like one that escaped from a Sunset Park live poultry shop.