Closing Bell: Have You Seen This Chicken?
According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.

According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.
Chickens come in all sorts of colors. We had orange one when I was a kid. “Rhode Island Reds” They produced about an egg a day (or a little less). We had 6 to 10 depending on the year. So, we got about 150 dozen eggs per year.
Biff,
Why did the Horse cross the road?
The chicken had the day off.
Isn’t the joke that the referee was blowing (not calling) fowls?
Guys, GUYS! I think I’ve solved the problem!
A HOME ON THE RANGE tells the little-known story of Jewish chickens who fled the hardships of Park Slope and traveled to California to become chicken ranchers.
http://www.jewishchickenranchers.com/movie/
Cobble, did you look up those jokes or are you just “winging” it?
I think he just popped into the Union League club in his Pollo shirt.
When you have a pet chicken, what do you do with it?
Do you sit it on your lap and pet it?
The selection ofcChicken toys in Petco is very limited.
It’s a friar trying to get on the pope’s blog.
I bet an animal rescuer kidnapped it. (Don’t look at me, I was nowhere in the area)