Basil Thief on the Loose in Carroll Gardens
This one might not make the police blotter reports but a basil thief is upsetting the equilibrium on one block of Carroll Gardens. According to Lost City, someone has been stealing basil from a planter box in the front yard of a house on President, causing multi-generational distress: “The children are quite disturbed by your…
This one might not make the police blotter reports but a basil thief is upsetting the equilibrium on one block of Carroll Gardens. According to Lost City, someone has been stealing basil from a planter box in the front yard of a house on President, causing multi-generational distress: “The children are quite disturbed by your actions. And so are the adults,” reads the postscript to a sign telling the thief to “Stop taking our basil!” Any word on whether the culprit has been apprehended yet?
Ah Ha. It was Colonel Mustard, in the Carroll gardens, with the sachet.
Breaking news: Rosemary and Herb have been caught cumin through the rye. “We mustard seed this through,’ says Herb- we remain in fine fennel, though.”
Actually, ENY, it looks like it was written by a five year old; either that, or a psychotic.
That sign was clearly not created by a calligrapher.
LOL, they are golden delicious, Kens. They’re just starting to turn yellow. These are ghetto apples though so they might be a little tough for someone like you.
I also have a Fuji Apple tree but it’s too young to bear fruit this year.
DIBS, what’s your address? It’s a tough economy out there with Mutant Asses and such. I need to get my hands on some home grown apples and figs.
[keeping fingers crossed, hoping DIBS has some Golden Delicious]
groan!!
Is there also a mint thief on the lam?
Jumpin’ juniper!