Adventures in Advertising
Has a hot new broker set up shop in Carroll Gardens? Nope. ABC is just getting creative in marketing its new Courtney Cox sitcom Cougar Town!
Has a hot new broker set up shop in Carroll Gardens? Nope. ABC is just getting creative in marketing its new Courtney Cox sitcom Cougar Town!
“THIS is why im against marriage for straights AND gays”
Actually Rob this is why I am for gay marriage – to end the unfair and unequal suffering of heterosexuals in our country.
“why cant i marry my dog then?”
Who’s stopping you?
marriage has nothing to do with being a cougar. a fiercer cougar probably is married to older but has the fling with a younger.
and knows that 20 goes into 40 lot more than 40 goes into 20.
“I’m a Blue Cross cougar”
You’re a Blue Cross GOLDDIGGER. Get it straight!
quote:
I married a former co-worker for health benefits.
THIS is why im against marriage for straights AND gays. it’s a f’ing sham. totally unfair married people get tax breaks out the wazoo, all kinds of benefits, blah blah blah.
it shouldnt be legal to marry another organism. why cant i marry my dog then? that sounded gross hahah
*rob*
“You’re not a cougar…you’re jailbait!”
Or a golddigger.
Oh. A cougar is an older woman who marries a younger man. Well how old is Courtney Cox? WTF? And why ‘cougar?’ Do they live a long time or something? And I’m really not connecting either of those two things with a CG Brownstone at all. This is surreal like a Dali.
The sad part is: I swore I’d never get married…and then I lost my health insurance. Some people get married to random people for green cards. I married a former co-worker for health benefits. I’m a Blue Cross cougar.
“I’m 30. My husband is 62. Am I a cougar?”
LOL x 5000. no. you’re just perverted
*rob*
You’re not a cougar…you’re jailbait!