Raccoon Burglarizes Park Slope Brownstone, Poops on Stove, Then Dies
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wrong, ljubita….I live off Smith st. and neighbor has spotted raccoon in back yards.
Raccoons, the scourge of the Slopeians !!!
Thank god for the Gowanus Moat.
Hey listen Pink Taco – my dogs would fight over who gets to kill it – my point is most animals would not go into a house when they hear barking or smell animalia.
Also we live in Carroll Gardnes so this doesnt apply to us.
Dogs? You mean those over weight spoiled domestiated four-legged children in The Slope.Hell they wouldn’t know what to do with a Raccoon.They probably saw old girl at the window and told her to come on in an take a load off.Leave the kid outside,had enuf of them.pffstt. Beer’s in the frig
Do people in park slope not have dogs?
I read this early this morning on FIPS and it is hysterical – I feel bad about the baby- Mom prob cried out and the baby knew mum was dead..
But reading about the goats has tested my bladder and I need to go and do kegels now.
We rented a house upstate two summers ago and the neighbor told us her house had been broken into by goats. They destroyed it.
OK, that FIPS post was hilarous. The raccoons are definitely taking over in Park Slope. A friend found FOUR trashing her house, called 911, and the police came over and ran them off with squirt guns. Swear to god!
Furminator-a bat made an unwelcome appearance in my apt too (in Michigan though where i go to school) and it took four maintenance guys and a tennis racket to get it out.
i freaked out when i woke up to a bat flying around. i would just about die if i had to wake up to a raccoon (dead or alive) in my living space. god, i HATE wildlife.
Why did the raccoon need several furs and expensive clothes, Denton? That IS high-maintenance, especially the exploding part!