Raccoon Burglarizes Park Slope Brownstone, Poops on Stove, Then Dies
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Bad news. And we’re living with some of the same issues as well. Trap the f*ckers!
When I was a kid in the Jersey burbs, a bat came down our chimney and flew up the staircase into my brother’s room, where he was reading. He screamed like a girl and it rammed into wall and fell down behind his bed. We called Animal Control, and a guy came with a tennis racket and empty tennis ball can, went into the bedroom, closed the door, we heard scuffling and a few whacks, then he came out and showed us the bat folded up inside the can.
Raccoons to Snappy: “Don’t tase me, Bro’.”
This! This is (one of the reasons) why I want a stun gun/taser. I know they are illegal in NYC, so spare me the lecture. These furry little bastards hang out outside my kitchen windows at night. If I found one in my apartment and didn’t have anything to stun/shoot it with, I’d surely croak.
reading, I meant reading
World Wildlife Fund
raccoons are bad news, not to mention the rabies risk.
Hi, mopar,
Did you get the summer eading I emailed you?
The World Wrestling Federation?
A raccoon got into an apt where I used to live when the couple was in Europe. She was high maintenance with several furs and expensive clothes. Raccoon destroyed all the fur coats (hated his relatives?), then went to work on the rest of the place. He proceeded to die and explode in the apt. Shortly after they moved, giving up their membership in the WWF. (well, don’t know about the WWF).