Wolcott Asking Prices Top $1 Million
A reader tipped us off that the pair of houses on Wolcott Street that we love to hate are listed with Brooklyn Heights Real Estate. He also notes that the asking price has risen as they’ve sat on the market to $1.04 million. What a joke! And the language with which the agent tries to…
A reader tipped us off that the pair of houses on Wolcott Street that we love to hate are listed with Brooklyn Heights Real Estate. He also notes that the asking price has risen as they’ve sat on the market to $1.04 million. What a joke! And the language with which the agent tries to pump-and-dump these puppies is hilarious: “These luxury town houses are of top quality construction with special attention to the finished details,” reads the ad. You know what would be really cool? If the brokerage community started refusing to take listings of this crap. Maybe that would act as a deterrent to the craptacular developers.
Red Hook Luxury Townhouses [BHRE] GMAP
Wolcott “Piece o’ Crap” Still On Market [Brownstoner]
No Takers For Red Hook Piece o’ Crap [Brownstoner]
Did you see the picture of the broker? GROSS… hey sweetheart if you sell these to a scuker you could afford that 3rd face lift you’ve been saving up for.
The second floor has 2 bedrooms an office and designer kitchen with a Juliet balcony… Romeo! Oh, Romeo! where forth art thou?
craigslist is filled with listings for this house everyday for less than $1M
mr. b: pru douglas elliman has these listed for $925K
And the ornamental value of those white leaders – what a fabulous touch to complete the whole package
i feel sorry for the neighbor.
maybe it’s a 2 for 1 special…1 million for both?
The desciption is hilarious, although they should have focused on the workman-crafted state of the art Fedders climate system that makes up the building’s visually captivating exterior.
these look like they were transplanted from queens