Open House Picks
Boerum Hill 253 Dean Street Corcoran Sunday 1:30-3:30 $2,495,000 GMAP P*Shark Fort Greene 279 Clermont Avenue Prospective Properties Sunday 12-2 $1,748,000 GMAP P*Shark Ditmas Park 1304 Glenwood Road Douglas Elliman Sunday 1-3 $1,275,000 GMAP P*Shark Bushwick 1182 Bushwick Avenue Brown Harris Stevens Sunday 3-5 $925,000 GMAP P*Shark

Boerum Hill
253 Dean Street
Corcoran
Sunday 1:30-3:30
$2,495,000
GMAP P*Shark
Fort Greene
279 Clermont Avenue
Prospective Properties
Sunday 12-2
$1,748,000
GMAP P*Shark
Ditmas Park
1304 Glenwood Road
Douglas Elliman
Sunday 1-3
$1,275,000
GMAP P*Shark
Bushwick
1182 Bushwick Avenue
Brown Harris Stevens
Sunday 3-5
$925,000
GMAP P*Shark
Haven’t you heard? Bushwick is the next Williamsburg, which is the next Park Slope. In 10 years that $925K investment will be worth ten times that or more! Heck, in 30 years that one house can pay off the entire national debt, especially after all those UWS’ers move over here from Manhattan like all you in the know seem to believe. I bet in 30 years houses in Park Slope will be close to a billion each so if youre young and in your 30’s buy all you can. Banks who already know that same thing will be bending over backwards to hand you the money with nothing down. All you dreamers in the know keep right on dreaming. After the Iran war that will be starting about election time and the ensuing depression, we will all be in the soup lines. But go ahead, buy that million dollar Bushwick piece of crap. It’s ghettofabulous.
FYI: 631 3rd Street is having an open house on SATURDAY, if anyone wants to gawk:
http://www.bhsbrooklyn.com/detail.asp?id=903618
The FG house could be very nice once reno’d.
I found the FG house’s broker’s website inadequate. And the photos on the NYT’s listing are ugly. Could probably have been better.
I would definitely snap up this house if it were 200K less. I wonder if it is *that* negotiable.
I wonder how much work it needs.
Anyone care to do a qwik estimate what it would run to do 4 baths, 3 kitchens, windows, elec., floors and cosmetic work?
“The woman who should have been the principal was a teacher at 261 but was tapped for bigger and better things at the DOE.”
No, that would not be correct. She was forced to resign. She then filed a lawsuit against the DOE which she subsequently lost and is now appealing.
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5:32, nice catch. Remember that thread the other day featuring the picture of that Bond-like woman from the early ’70s with the old typewriter and gold bikini and boots? I thought THAT was a monumental arch!
Did anyone notice the Corcoran description of the Dean St. house states there is a “monumental arch” on the parlor floor?
Hhahahahaha…
I guess if you get bored you can process around and then march through it. L’Arc de Triomphe in your own living room…
BORING houses.
there’s no chance that areas like Bushwick aren’t going to be the first to really depreciate.
Bed Stuy? Good luck with that.