Last Week's Biggest Sales
Strongest high-end sales week in awhile. 1. PARK SLOPE $4,000,000 631 Third Street GMAP (left) When we had this as a HOTD back in May, the 4,150-square-foot limestone townhouse was asking $4,195,000. No price chops for what the listing called “the finest townhouse in Park Slope,” according to StreetEasy. Deed recorded 11/24. 2. BROOKLYN HEIGHTS…
Strongest high-end sales week in awhile.
1. PARK SLOPE $4,000,000
631 Third Street GMAP (left)
When we had this as a HOTD back in May, the 4,150-square-foot limestone townhouse was asking $4,195,000. No price chops for what the listing called “the finest townhouse in Park Slope,” according to StreetEasy. Deed recorded 11/24.
2. BROOKLYN HEIGHTS $3,125,000 (& $2,011,890)
One Brooklyn Bridge Park, Unit 1015 (& 1014) GMAP (right)
The same buyers paid $3,125,000 and $2,011,890 for two adjoining units at One Brooklyn Bridge Park. Unit 1015 is 2,361 square feet, with 4 bedrooms and 3 1/2 baths, while the 2-bed, 2-bath 1014 weighs in at 1,585 square feet, according to Stribling’s Bruce Ehrmann. The sale of unit 1014 also included a parking space. Deeds recorded 11/26.
3. PARK SLOPE $2,388,000
511 Third Street GMAP
A HOTD in early September, when the two-fam was asking $2,400,000. It’s nearly the same size as this week’s top dog, 631 Third, and only about an avenue away. Deed recorded 11/24.
4. BRIGHTON BEACH $2,275,000
120 Oceana Drive West, PH6 GMAP
1,776-square-foot unit in a Brighton condo. Deed recorded 11/24.
5. PARK SLOPE $2,150,000
52 Berkeley Place GMAP
This three-family house was on and off the market over the past year+, with an original listing price of $2.6 million, says StreetEasy. Deed recorded 11/24.
631 Third Street photo from Property Shark.
What..you just don’t deserve a civil response anymore…but this goes out to you and your sister whom you’ve introduced us to recently…
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It’s just so big
I can’t believe it’s so round
It’s just out there
I mean, it’s gross
Look, she’s just so black
*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I’ve seen them dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I’m tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
And I like’em round and big
And when I’m throwin a gig
I just can’t help myself
I’m actin like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot’s in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won’t cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna —
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won’t like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I’d rather stay and play
Cuz I’m long and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain’t got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she’s 5’3″
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back
what about their hats – when are they going to get the hats?
“Biff: No. We are protected from ourselves, you have to be an Accredited Investor :-)”
Aussie, good one, mate!
Wait, you actually read that Dave?
My eye skipped right to rectum (and people say we aren’t born like this…?) and then I posted…
Always with the rectum analogies. What a athetic and pointless rant..
“I can’t wait for 2009. The Asshats are going to get their rectums handed to them”
That’s what you said about 2008 last year.
So far, my rectum is doing great.
“Banking as we know it is over and something terrible is just around the corner.”
Ding ding din!!!!! We have a winner!!!!
Why are you arguing with these Asshats??!! Leave them alone… They are toxic to your mental health.
The Banking system is FUBAr and the Asshats are STILL saying that NYC is immune to price drops??!! Holy Mother Mary Jesus!!!
For the retards! Central Banks are the only enities that is loaning money and providing liquidity to the system. Everyone else is hiding in US Treasuries because they can’t trust anyone to pay back their money. This is going on WORLDWIDE, this includes NYC, Asshats!
Fed Extends Three Emergency Loan Programs to April (Update1)
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=awOdD.b.3HuY&refer=home
“Dec. 2 (Bloomberg) — The Federal Reserve extended the term of three emergency-loan programs to April 30 from January 30, aligning their expiration dates with other central bank efforts to mitigate the credit crisis.
The Primary Dealer Credit Facility and Term Securities Lending Facility, created in March, and the Asset-Backed Commercial Paper Money Market Mutual Fund Liquidity Facility, begun in September, were lengthened “in light of continuing strains in financial markets,†the Fed said today in a statement in Washington.
The three loan facilities, part of the central bank’s efforts to cushion financial markets from the worst crisis in seven decades, had about $304 billion in loans outstanding as of last week. The Fed already authorized other programs through April for supporting the commercial paper market and money-market funds and for swapping dollars with 14 central banks.”
I can’t wait for 2009. The Asshats are going to get their rectums handed to them! Hiya Dave, how much money did your HF lose today??
The What (But.. But… they told me it was a safe investment…)
Someday this war is gonna end…
gkw gets QOTD…I spit my afternoon coffee all over the desk. Now I won’t get anything done..
“This blog has basically become a repository for people slowly being driven insane by their obsession with NYC real estate.”
gkw gets QOTD…I spit my afternoon coffee all over the desk. Now I won’t get anything done..
“This blog has basically become a repository for people slowly being driven insane by their obsession with NYC real estate.”