House of the Day: 445 Warren Street
This row of three-story townhouses on Warren Street between Bond and Nevins in Boerum Hill has a lot of charm despite its proximity to the Gowanus Houses. Unfortunately for this particular listing at 445 Warren Street, though, the interior appears to have no charm at all. (It also doesn’t appear to have a broker who’s…
This row of three-story townhouses on Warren Street between Bond and Nevins in Boerum Hill has a lot of charm despite its proximity to the Gowanus Houses. Unfortunately for this particular listing at 445 Warren Street, though, the interior appears to have no charm at all. (It also doesn’t appear to have a broker who’s making much of an effort. Horrendous photos!) That combo is going to make it hard to fetch the asking price of (cue Doctor Evil) $1,000,000.
445 Warren Street [Century21] GMAP P*Shark
“Isn’t there a delivery service in any event?”
Yes.
Horrid pictures and the location probably couldn’t be worse. Boerum Hill has some awesome streets and areas, but this is not one of them. The house looks like a shabby little dump and would require a serious renovation to make it even livable. And once again, there’s no floor plan.
I estimated 650k because I know the widget won’t let me bid much lower than that, but this thing shouldn’t sell for more than half a million, tops. The only way I could see this being a good investment would be if you planned to go into the slumlording business.
as a buyer, I love agents like C21. It’s their laziness & incompetence that helps value buyers like me get some leverage in offering a low price. Suspect the seller here is equally or more lazy / incompetent in choosing & putting up with such bad or lack of svc.
I guessed 780k. at low 700k’s, not a bad deal relative to what’s out in the mkt. “good price” to me would be 600k
“Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of ironic wit and the recipient who doesn’t get it.”
(not original material: this is a write-in from a Wash Post reader)
funny, I completely failed to pick up on sarcasm on another thread today. Man, I need to clear my head.
Lechacal –
I was being sarcastic…
I agree that it is not limited to the PJs, but it is just not as out in the open as it is there (having bought there before…)
Yes, delivery services are much better in every way to that twig ans seed crap.
Any pics are better than no pics. Aren’t you glad the realtor took photos of the kitchen and baths?
Those pictures are RIDICULOUS! I love the background music. I lived on Smith and Warren (closer to Court) a few years ago and safety wasn’t an issue there. No sure about being so close to the Gowanus Houses, though.
oh come on, weed is definitely not limited to the projects. I smell weed regularly walking down 6th Ave in the slope in the morning. I bet you can buy much better weed in north slope than at the gowanus houses (I don’t smoke, just to be clear). Isn’t there a delivery service in any event?
Wasder, of course not need to apologize for disagreeing – you know I respect your opinion (and we can disagree on this one).