House of the Day: 139 Clifton Place
Um, no. No one’s going to pay $1,200,000 for this run-down four-story brick house at 139 Clifton Place in Bed Stuy (not, as the listing says, Clinton Hill). The house looks in poor shape from the outside, and the listing makes no mention of any salvageable architectural details on the interior, saying only that the…

Um, no. No one’s going to pay $1,200,000 for this run-down four-story brick house at 139 Clifton Place in Bed Stuy (not, as the listing says, Clinton Hill). The house looks in poor shape from the outside, and the listing makes no mention of any salvageable architectural details on the interior, saying only that the house is a “blank canvas.” Given that the seller paid $675,000 less than a year ago, you gotta wonder what in the world she’s thinking!
139 Clifton Place [Location Location Location] GMAP P*Shark
Haven’t had this good a laugh since my all time favorite HOD Dyker Heights “Mansion”.
i think it well get above asking
For mocking purposes apparently.
Ok I give up. Why is this the HOD?????
Is this a joke?
z, once again, you beat me too it!
“Location Location Location”?
More like “Overpriced Overpriced Overpriced”!
Speaking of taking the cake, what’s the deal with the birthday cake pink icing colored stoop and awning?
The best is the description in the listing: “…a blank canvas that is ready for you to come and put your 21st century mark on it.” $1.2MM for a blank canvas in BedStuy? I’ve got your 21st century mark, right here!
overpriced, overpriced, overpriced
Those two mature oaks in front have got to be worth something at least.