Co-op of the Day: 66 Orange Street, #3C
You don’t see a lot of real three-bedrooms in Brooklyn Heights for under a million bucks, so this place at 66 Orange Street asking $879,000 might appeal to a certain segment of the market. The 1,124-square-foot co-op is attractive if a little plain (there’s not a lot of prewar detail despite its being in a…
You don’t see a lot of real three-bedrooms in Brooklyn Heights for under a million bucks, so this place at 66 Orange Street asking $879,000 might appeal to a certain segment of the market. The 1,124-square-foot co-op is attractive if a little plain (there’s not a lot of prewar detail despite its being in a prewar building); the maintenance of $1,347 is a tad high but not too out of whack. Think this will strike a sweet spot in the market?
66 Orange Street, #3C [Douglas Elliman] GMAP P*Shark
After the tip I paid at Per Se having quaffed far too much wine, even though service “is included”, everything else pales in comparison. I cry every time I remember that evening, though not for the romance of it, though my wife thinks so.
My Ukranian guys told me the going rate for get-a-greencard bride in Brighton Beach is 30K.
ditto, you’re big tipper – now I’m definitely not believing you’re a chinaman (at least not from same area I’m from). hehehe.
jester’s post above is right on regarding buying being an older couple. 880k is not chump change for this so so looking place. This only makes sense for someone cashing in big off selling another ppty
families with kids are going to want a dishwasher and washer and dryer. not saying they can’t live without, but for $800,000+ its definitely something they expect to have. And lets face it, when you can bring families with kids into the bidding, it drives up your price.
Last time an Eastern European cut my hair, he told me if I wanted to get laid to go to a dance, start dancing with a woman, and start groping her. “She’ll like it” he assured me.
oh i KNOW what the real term is. i meant high-pollutant. i swear!
*rob*
I go to some Ukranian chaps who charge me $7. I tip ’em 5.
“well arent you the high-pollutant one! ”
Oh Rob, thanks for the big LOL i needed it.
(the term is high falutin.)
i cut my own hair, but it’s simple to just use a clipper. i would think it would be a waste to go to a barber for that. let me guess, you dont go to a barber, you go to a stylist lol. when i lived in harlem i used to drop my laundry off tho cuz the ladies in the building had a stranglehold of the laundryroom. i.e., THEY did YOUR clothes for $$$ hahahah they had quite the little racket going on down there, so no one in the building could use the machines. they were there all day and night making money doing other peoples’ clothes.. good for them i guess. and regular laundromats were just too crowded so i dropped it off. i must say i must have been living pretty skank because i lived there 9 months and probably only dropped laundry off 3-4 times. :-/ (i used to just buy socks and underwear at the discount store then throw them out when they were dirty).
gah, sorry this isnt OT.
nice apt tho, but not a big fan of streets named after fruit.
*rob*