Co-op of the Day: 96 South Portland Avenue, #8
The buyer of this co-op at 96 Portland Avenue may have to enter through the rear (no jokes, DIBS) but he won’t go hungry. The one-bedroom apartment is located right above Greene Grape at the corner of South Portland and Fulton in Fort Greene. It’s pretty underwhelming aesthetically—low ceilings, no architectural details to speak of,…
The buyer of this co-op at 96 Portland Avenue may have to enter through the rear (no jokes, DIBS) but he won’t go hungry. The one-bedroom apartment is located right above Greene Grape at the corner of South Portland and Fulton in Fort Greene. It’s pretty underwhelming aesthetically—low ceilings, no architectural details to speak of, small kitchen—but is certainly in a convenient location. All things considered, though, the asking price of $465,000 seems laughably high. Agree?
96 South Portland Avenue, #8 [Fillmore] GMAP P*Shark
I live in the apartment below this one. We have a renovated ikea kitchen which includes a washer/dryer and kitchen bar, a bedroom that leaves more then enough room for a home office, a spacious layout in the main room that allows for seating and dining, exposed brick, 1970 arches in the hallways/entances, sun light that streams in through six big windows all day and a view of the garden and street below.
$465 is an absolute STEAL and if you don’t think so you have not had a look at one bedrooms in this ridiculously convenient location.
Delusions of grandeur is a serious pathology that requires tincture of price cuts to cure.
This coop is in a great location but the positives stop there….frankly not worth a penny over $325K.
I don’t get it. Simple as that. Don’t get it.
Meh apartment with a wowza price. Sub-meh really.
one giant restaurant exhaust duct outside your window = 2 BQE’s.
The seller must be rather liberally partaking in the Greene Grape’s wines if he thinks $465 is reasonable for a small 1BR whose only “amenity” is a stove!
“Amenities : Stove, refrigerator, dishwasher.” says it all…
“The buyer of this co-op at 96 Portland Avenue may have to enter through the rear (no jokes, DIBS)”
wtf?! is DIBS sleeping with mr b? and does mrs b know?