Co-op of the Day: 70 Remsen Street Studio
A pied-a-terre for the Versailles set? Maybe so. This 400-square-foot studio at 70 Remsen Street between Henry and Hicks in Brooklyn Heights has some nice old-world charm in the main room, though the kitchen isn’t exactly fit for a king. And at $759, the monthly maintenance is a touch on the high side given the…

A pied-a-terre for the Versailles set? Maybe so. This 400-square-foot studio at 70 Remsen Street between Henry and Hicks in Brooklyn Heights has some nice old-world charm in the main room, though the kitchen isn’t exactly fit for a king. And at $759, the monthly maintenance is a touch on the high side given the size of the apartment. But for someone who doesn’t need a lot of space and likes the idea of being in a high-quality prewar building in a great location, the $259,000 price tag might go over well.
70 Remsen Street [Douglas Elliman] GMAP P*Shark
People will automatically know that Richard Simmons is gay no matter how old he gets.
^^^ Leave me alone, I don’t know any other spanish!!
Me llama BRG, DIBS.
ed kotch? seriously? hahahah too funny. oh yeah and supposedly abe lincoln.. and oh what’s his name.. richard simmons lol i guess they were both over 50. some of you are right tho, someone should buy this place and make it into a classy ladies of the night booty hutch (no clue what they used to call booty hutches back in the day), but brooklyn heights could probably use a modern day one!
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Besa me culo, BRG.
you can have dishwashers – just not washer / dryers – there’s a laundry room in the basement, so for me that’s no big deal. does anyone know the apartment number?
Based on that lovely coctkail napkin scrawl of a floorplan, that place barely clocks in over 300sf.
Yeah, the listing says 400 sq ft, but if you do your math based on the floor plan, it’s 280-290 sq ft.
Reminds me of an apartment I saw yesterday. Listing broker says 1300 sq ft, while I measure it at (including everything + wall space) 870 sq ft.
And you were dresssed up as a pendejo.