Closing Bell: 315 Garfield Place, The Movie
Open House NYC has decided to profile our house of the day from September 15th, still on the market with Brown Harris Stevens. This should give you a real 360-degree view of the place. Still think it’s worth $8,500,000?
Open House NYC has decided to profile our house of the day from September 15th, still on the market with Brown Harris Stevens. This should give you a real 360-degree view of the place. Still think it’s worth $8,500,000?
Why is everybody bitching?
Is this not a beautiful place to live?
Must all the postings be put-downs?
Speaking of petty comments…I just have to take issue with the copy in the ad. I either find myself highly incensed at poor grammar, typos, and exaggerations or simply laugh myself silly reading these real estate ads.
“…a new brownstone façade…”: It is not brownstone. Even I can tell THAT!
“Both the main and auxiliary kitchens feature white statuary marble counters…”:
Statuary marble? I’m sorry, but this is ridulous…
I think the house price must be based on the word length of the ad copy. Also, Joan should have a new photograph done.
“Are my deceiving me…”
re-write please
(sorry, it’s been insane here at the Death Star but I just couldn’t go an entire day without at least one petty comment)
Are my deceiving me or did I see a beige toilet with a black seat and cover??
Say it ain’t so!!
Friends I have lived on this block for 25 years++ Trust me if you want to see detail and just plain and simple great quality of work, check out the two houses next door, the first is 313 , you may not like the color but boys and girls trust me this house inside and out is outta this world. Next door to this home is 311 Garfield , which was just purchased about 2 or 3 years ago, The new owner totally brought this house back to its day. I have been privy to get an occasional peak inside , and i can only say Oh my!!!! Its a romanasque revival, and the outside is currently under construction to bring it back to its original form. If you want to spend that kind of money ring the bell of 313, and 311. Please forgive my spellingt
“What an embarrassment of riches!”
I loved that house when I saw it as HOTD (not for $8.5 M though).
lalaland, I caught/thought the same exactly thing!
lalaland, you’re right about the bathroom. You can find a better bathroom in a cheap rental. So, apparently, whatever renovation was done did not include all the bathrooms. You can’t mark up a property by more than $5 million with a straight face and show that bathroom.
And while the kitchen is nice enough, it is not an $8.5 million kitchen either. Those are not even custom cabinets. This listing is almost unreal.
I like the Mill Basin house better.
MTV Cribs meets Masterpiece Theater