What is the total Population of Hipsters in Brooklyn?

I was thinking about moving there but I am scared its overrun with hipsters and coffee shops. Can anyone help me and suggest the parts of town with the least amount of them.. They scare me.

hurbertthecat

in About Brooklyn 10 years and 2 months ago

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landlord | 10 years and 2 months ago

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Move to Staten Island. ZERO hipsters…….just watch out for the Guido’s

BSDOD | 10 years and 2 months ago

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Hipsters are ok, don’t be scared.

rh | 10 years and 2 months ago

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How do we know that you’re not a hipster trying to infiltrate what’s left of real Brooklyn? Look south and out away from the city…Midwood, Marine Park, Sheepshead Bay, Bay Ridge, Bensonhurst. Maybe just parts of Queens or The Bronx. Staten Island is probably hipster free!

argylerd | 10 years and 2 months ago

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Maybe you can lobby for the question to be placed on the next Census if we still have “hipsters” in 2020.

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