Keyed Car Incident
A couple of weeks back a friend of mine was parking while someone slipped in and took her spot. She confronted the lady and to tell her it was her spot. The old lady stated she did not understand english. Pissed off , my friend left and found another spot 15minutes later. Yesterday my friend…
A couple of weeks back a friend of mine was parking while someone slipped in and took her spot. She confronted the lady and to tell her it was her spot. The old lady stated she did not understand english. Pissed off , my friend left and found another spot 15minutes later. Yesterday my friend noticed the same lady had her signal for a spot so she swooped in and took it. The old lady comes out of her car yelling (mind you in perfect english) “WHat are you doing? I had that parking spot… yadda yadda yadda”. So my friend was like “Oh now you speak English, when its your spot…” The lady goes back into her calls cusses a bit and leaves. This morning my friend’s car was keyed. Obviously it was her; but it wont be enough for the police. ANy suggestions on how to handle the situation?
I’m trying hard not to laugh at the “my friend” references…
If she was Spanish speaking then the extent of any retribution to further acts by your friend will depend upon whether she is Mexican, Guatemalan, Nicaraguan, Venezuelan, Peruvian or Columbian. It will range from guacamole on her hood to a car bomb.
the shitty part is my friend has lived on the block the whole life, her mother bought a home there in the late 70s! We’re trying to see if this lil’ old lady is new because my friend didnt recognize her!
Yeah Dave, that’s one of my more sinister ideas. That’s going to be an expensive fix.
4. Sugar in the gas tank.
the “old” lady is at least 60… and the language was Español.
Can you please obtain from the lady information regarding where she went to learn perfect English in two weeks? A few posters on this blog might benefit from such a course.
Umm…this is Brooklyn. Some suggestions.
1. Slash tires
2. Coca Cola (or Pepsi) all over the car on a very sunny day (east paint right off). Or go for paint thinner.
3. Potato in the muffler.
I can suggest a few more sinister things to do if needed.
kidding aside, here’s what you do if you or your friend decides in the future to fight & take a spot from someone – in front of the other driver, take down the license plate # and when that driver ask why you’re taking her plate #, you say if something happens to your car, you’ll look to do same to his/her car