Keyed Car Incident
A couple of weeks back a friend of mine was parking while someone slipped in and took her spot. She confronted the lady and to tell her it was her spot. The old lady stated she did not understand english. Pissed off , my friend left and found another spot 15minutes later. Yesterday my friend…
A couple of weeks back a friend of mine was parking while someone slipped in and took her spot. She confronted the lady and to tell her it was her spot. The old lady stated she did not understand english. Pissed off , my friend left and found another spot 15minutes later. Yesterday my friend noticed the same lady had her signal for a spot so she swooped in and took it. The old lady comes out of her car yelling (mind you in perfect english) “WHat are you doing? I had that parking spot… yadda yadda yadda”. So my friend was like “Oh now you speak English, when its your spot…” The lady goes back into her calls cusses a bit and leaves. This morning my friend’s car was keyed. Obviously it was her; but it wont be enough for the police. ANy suggestions on how to handle the situation?
If you do sugar in the gas tank make sure you keep it brooklyn and use domino sugar
“How ’bout he hangs a dead chicken on her antenna, killing two birds with one stone??? Sends a message.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at May 5, 2009 9:45 AM”
DIBS, you don’t want to incur the wrath of the chickens – we are legion…
I noticed that many reactions are about the “old lady” aspect of it. That means that we are trying to connect the appropriateness of the reaction to something we don’t really know. What if it were a totally able younger person rushing in with some reason we do not know about? What if the OP was an “old lady” herself?
Too bad I am so late to this thread – everyone has already mentioned all of my good ideas. FWIW I consider sugar in the gas tank to be the best option. It will mess up her engine but she won’t know why. Tough to do on a Brooklyn street though. You really have to consider which option is practical given that other people will be around.
be careful slashing them tires – the force of air coming out of the puncture can make the air whistle REALLY loud. Get at least 2 tires, and be prepared to RUN. Have fun!
I’m glad to see this was elevated to the top of the front page posts. There are few things more worthy of discussion than whether an eye for an eye gets dole out.
Wait ’till the What sees this!!!!
BTW, THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION HAS NOT BEEN ANSWERED…WHAT NEIGHBORHOOD IS THIS?????
“Its a late 2000 ish Corolla”
In that case, leave her alone. The poor woman has suffered enough already.
“banana in the tail pipe”
Did this just turn into a discussion of worst gay porn movie titles?
If you got a dog what I do is put dog shit under the door handles. Especially good for car alarm assholes.