Old Slopers Vs. New Slopers

I am an Old Sloper and have been living in park slope for 40 years, I am tired of people moving to my block & trying to run sh!t. If you don’t like that my grandkids and the other kids from the block hang out on the stoop at 9pm get packing because the same way u bought your home my family & I have bought 5 buildings on the block & have several more in park slope, and we have the right to keep the “Hanging on the stoop” tradition going. We were here before you & we have our own so to speak “Customs”. Remember you bought a home in the city not some small suburban town. The same way I told my kids when it was time to come inside & when to keep the noise down is same way their parents & I will tell them, so mind your business or go back where u came from.

Whether you like it or not., we will still hang out on our stoops, throw noisy block parties, play wiffle ball, open fire hydrants (with approved FDNY Sprinkler caps of course), etc.. Deal with it and stop calling 311, obviously you are wasting the NYPD & FDNY’s time, they come by & don’t do anything because we are not doing anything wrong, they laugh (at you) & leave. Didn’t you as kids have fun in the summer wherever you grew up? Welcome to City Life…