The Pros and Cons of Grass
Writing in last Thursday’s NY Times, Brent Staples chronicles his ten-year effort to cultivate a passable grass lawn in the back yard of his Brooklyn townhouse. Ultimately, he cries uncle and builds a brick patio. “When I first moved to the neighborhood I was aghast at how many people had given up on grass and…

Writing in last Thursday’s NY Times, Brent Staples chronicles his ten-year effort to cultivate a passable grass lawn in the back yard of his Brooklyn townhouse. Ultimately, he cries uncle and builds a brick patio. “When I first moved to the neighborhood I was aghast at how many people had given up on grass and paved their yards right over,” he writes. “After a decade of heartbreak, I, too, have taken the path of least resistance. Grass, I have learned, is the cruelest crop of all.” What kind of luck have other brownstone owners out there had? This is particularly relevant to us, as we will be planning our garden this autumn.
Grass is for Experts, Don’t Try It At Home [NY Times]
My wife is convinced that laying down a lawn is an invitation to the neighborhood rodents. Can anyone with a lawn (flourishing or otherwise) weigh in on this?
A pro-grass post: We have a Carroll Gardens brownstone with a fairly large back yard (20 x 60). When we moved in Spring 2002 the back had a small cement patio and the rest was completely covered with giant rosebushes and azalea with an extremely narrow cement walkway from front to back. We tried to salvage what we could (some rosebushes), but ended up paying a gardening service to tear most of them out and had a mason dig up the narrow cement walkway. Then we hired a “landscaper” on the cheap to lay sod down. (Maybe $500-600). He did a horrible job — instead of taking away the excess sod, he just laid double layers of it in places, so the ground is all uneven and lumpy . However, the grass took fantastically — we have an incredibly lush 20 x 50 lawn of thick grass and the neighbor’s teenager mows it with a very good weedwhacker. We planted some shrubs on the the side as well, but the backyard is still pretty bare. However, you can’t beat it for kids to run around and play (5-year old and friends). They can kick soccer balls, play catch, and we’re even thinking about getting some kind of swingset. I get pangs of envy when I see friends’ beautifully landscaped backyard — lots of grass definitely isn’t nearly as attractive, but when the kids are still little, you can’t beat having it. And it’s nice to have a respite from the local parks and playgrounds (which we love) where kids can play outside (in barefeet, even) but you don’t need to watch them every minute. (And, there are no “grass” playgrounds in the neighborhood anyway.) By the way, we’ve never fertilized or done anything to the grass in the last 3 years except mow, so don’t know if we got lucky that the sod took so well.
By the way, if you decide to try grass, fall is definitely the best time to seed or sod. Actually the ideal time is right around Labor Day, but through September you have a good window to plant while its cooler and get some grass established before the winter.
don’t give up on grass. ours is thriving. we don’t use any chemicals or fertilizers. every so often we throw a bit of compost on it, but not much because we never generate much. we weed by hand because we don’t have much grass. we got a fabulous tool for poking the dandelions out. and our grass is in a reasonably shady spot (3 hrs direct sun max.) so it can be done! this is the time to do a really thorough raking, throw some dirt in the areas that are patchy (thanks squirrels) and put down some seed and keep it reasonably wet until the grass comes in where it’s been missing. keep the faith.
I’m the one who posted about being happy with my results growing grass in my brownstone yard. I would, however, second the opinion that all grass is boring. Better to break it up with planting beds, pavers, a patio, etc., depending on your needs or preferences. Think about creating different areas of your yard like the rooms of a house. It doesn’t have to be all or nothing.
I think one should really think about what they want to get out of their backyard. A bunch of plants are nice to look at, but if you want to entertain and put a big table out there, you want a big flat space. Also, if you have kids, you may want a swing set or kiddie pool… if it’s too landscaped, that’s difficult.
Finally, too much greenery tends to attract a lot of bugs/flies.
6 feet high in weeds!! Sorry
This will be our 3rd summer in our brownstone. When we bought the house the entire back was 6 feet hight in May when we moved in. The first year everything died out there. I pulled all the weeds up by hand, digging deep and extracting as many roots as possible. Each week I turned the soil over. It got healthier looking. Blacker. I also discovered someone had broken up concrete and buried it under a quarter of the yard. I dug that out too. Year two I continued to turn the soil weekly. Some things grew (morning glories, impatiens). Grass too started to sprout in patches (I never seeded). I pulled out a few patches and put them in different places. This spring I was shocked as I saw 50 per cent of the back sprouting grass. I am eventually going with pavers, and defined areas of planting. My neighbors have a garden like that with a nice 10 by 15ft field of grass. It is a nice contrast. All grass is boring.
Not only is grass difficult to grow and maintain, but the yards are too small to enjoy the lawn. I grew up in the suburbs where we had huge yards where you can play football and stuff. I think its better to go with pavers with plants & flowers, maybe some small trees in planters.