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“Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it’s no shame to be poor.
But it’s no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune to wine and dine jessi?”
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I’d biddy on brownstoner.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I had some horrible blind dates so folks (more4less) PLEASE understand my hesitation.
Plus, as the catch phrase of the day on brownstoner seems to be, “I am not much like my Brownstoner persona”, I am pretty shy.
Biff…. saw it, confirming that it is hilarius. What am I money bags to take a girl out to $90 shows? Sorry I don’t make that much to afford a show and dinner as first dates. That date will run me like $300 at least. I am not that rich :o(.
I can hear Rob ranting now on spending that much on a date.
Biff, stop please stop.
Time Ken take over and “cross the goal line” by himself. Situation doesn’t get any easier than this. single girl, jewish, already said she would go out for a date,… All my boy has to do is ASK – just ASK!!!!!!!!!!
he’s only fiesty when he’s wearing his long blond wig and i heart park slope belly shirt.
*rob*
Speaking of food, where is THL?
CH, I often don’t agree with 11217 but I like the heat he brings and the boy is feisty vs. some fade away from a confrontation way too easily / fast. The boy keeps fighting and keeps the posts interesting.
Kens, take Jessi to see Jewtopia if it’s still playing. It is hilariious.
I had lobster mac & cheese for dinner last night. mmmmmmmm