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“Chicken, can you transform yourself to get back in the game? Hahahahaha!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at April 17, 2009 11:50 AM”
Unless there is an over-the-counter pill that can change my sex, ethnicity, natural body weight and love of nice food then no – sorry!
Yes, Mrs. Obama could never be part of the harem. Her arms are far too firm and shapely!
I do try gals, really I do! [Sobbing into my sleeve]
I’m pretty sure my upper arms are in very flabby shape, but I’m not quite sure as they haven’t seen the light of day in about a year! ; )
[With my sincerest apologies to Michelle Obama — the reigning queen of the well-toned upper arm!]
I love the idea of hot pink!
thanks, snappy! Are we deciding team colors yets? I’m partial to hot pink and orange, or chartreuse and eggplant.
Bxgirl, you are a hoot!!!
Now that’s team spirit, Cobble! You have a promising future in this Harem!
I’m so proud of you, cobble! I commend you for your good work. I think its shameful how women have become so focused on intellectual matters and careers. Think- not only will we please snappy, but we’ll upset rob as Brg’s upper arms become ever more flabby.
BRG, a piece of unsolicited advice, if you will pardon me— You need to get past these superficial aspects like intelligence and focus on increasing your butt and thighs!
Otherwise, we may have to throw you out of the harem. I myself have been doing my part. My thighs are almost as big as they have EVER been, and I continue to eat chocolate, bread, and the like … all in hopes of pleasing our beloved Snappy.
I’m making sacrifices here! PLEASE FOCUS ON THE GOAL!