“Does anyone have a dating story about butter or cream cheese that we can turn into a headline?”
“STOP THE PRESSES! DAVE GETS SLATHERED WITH CREAM CHEESE BY YOUNG MANDARIN LOVER, SLIDES OFF BED, CRASHES INTO NAKED STATUE OF DAVID AT FOOT OF BED – JUNK FIRST, OUT OF SEXUAL COMMISSION FOR WEEKS! FILM AT ELEVEN.”
LOL, Brg!
“Rob Walks from Prospect Park West Down to 4th Avenue Without Falling”
“Wine Lover is Married to An Illegal Mexican Immigrant!”
“Prop Joe Seen Attending Schul!”
There are no statues of David in my bedroom. There are however, a pair of 7′ Thai chofas.
“Yesterday I relived my youth!”
benson
“Yesterday I relieved my youth!”
DIBS
Phew! bxgirl doesn’t hate me 🙂
It’s time once again for the least likely Brownstoner-related headlines.
“After a date with Snappy, BRG was heard saying: I really didn’t mean to jump on you. I’m sorry.”
“Does anyone have a dating story about butter or cream cheese that we can turn into a headline?”
“STOP THE PRESSES! DAVE GETS SLATHERED WITH CREAM CHEESE BY YOUNG MANDARIN LOVER, SLIDES OFF BED, CRASHES INTO NAKED STATUE OF DAVID AT FOOT OF BED – JUNK FIRST, OUT OF SEXUAL COMMISSION FOR WEEKS! FILM AT ELEVEN.”
“Miss Muffett & BHO Go To Contract On Home Purchases.”