THL…I’ll take that when I get home. It won’t open here. There is no doubt in my mind that I rank highly as a sexual addict. So, there’s no sense in being anonymous about it; although, anonymous sex is the biggest kick for a sexual addict.
No wacky tabacky for this white girl — although I do like the smell of it. [See past OT where What pretends to have vaguely heard of pot, and CH admits to actually inhaling — in the waaay distant past!]
::clearing my throat for my daily serenade to Cobble::
ahem….
A little Dan Fogelberg?
“Met my old lover in the grocery store
The snow was falling christmas eve
I stole behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her on the sleeve
She didnt recognize the face at first
But then her eyes flew open wide
She went to hug me and she spilled her purse
And we laughed until we cried.
We took her groceries to the checkout stand
The food was totalled up and bagged
We stood there lost in our embarrassment
As the conversation dragged.
We went to have ourselves a drink or two
But couldnt find an open bar
We bought a six-pack at the liquor store
And we drank it in her car.
We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
But neither one knew how.”
i cant handle my weed unfortunately. i literally get wobby, paranoid, incoherent, etc. all the bad stuff!!! 🙁
*rob*
THL…I’ll take that when I get home. It won’t open here. There is no doubt in my mind that I rank highly as a sexual addict. So, there’s no sense in being anonymous about it; although, anonymous sex is the biggest kick for a sexual addict.
Ok, ok,
rewrite:
“Snappy, you get your cute little black ass to the next Get Together and we’ll see if I don’t crown your hey-nanny-nanny!”
Where’s the What?? I’m sure he’s taken some choice compounds in his day!!!!
I was 12 assessment questions from Sexual Addicts Anonymous.
You sing away Snappy!
No wacky tabacky for this white girl — although I do like the smell of it. [See past OT where What pretends to have vaguely heard of pot, and CH admits to actually inhaling — in the waaay distant past!]
Biff, those last three words where chosen carefully. Didn’t want to be too vulgar…like I see Snappy was in her re-write.
THL…I couldn’t open that.
I’ve passed this test with flying colors though….
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=2225677417149235391